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Season 10, Finale: Points

Update: Due to a complete lack of brain cells from watching The Bachelorette every week for two months, we originally published a mashup of last week’s and this week’s points. This post has been updated. 

Well, that wraps another season of the only show on television that puts your heartbroken ex on a tiny loveseat next to you so he can discuss your former (and short lived) sex life in front of America. Talk about one last fling before the ring, amiright? That was excruciating. I tucked my head into my neck.

At season’s end, I think it’s safe to say Andi was a breath of Bachelorette fresh air after the Juan Pablo fiasco last season, but she lost a lot of street cred in my book for acting so syrupy with Josh on After the Final Rose. Unless the show was filmed in an open air yurt in Greenland, Josh has no excuse for petting her shoulders that hard and for so long. And him giving in to her duck face with kisses? We’re all barfing at home and Nick just shot himself backstage, you mushy goons.

I was just glad Josh didn’t make the analogy between the ring he gave Andi and the World Series ring he always thought he’d get. Let’s be thankful for that (and for remnant memories of Nick’s naked torso) while we take a gander at the points tally for season 19’s finale.

Josh: 165 points (It’s outta here!) 

  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Going on a one on one date (20 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (letter) (5 points)
  • Winning the Final Rose (100 points)

Nick: 125 points. (He’s outta here.)

  • Talking about an ex-fiance or ex-wife (10 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (5 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Going on a one on one date (20 points)
  • Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)

Eight weeks, 1 million hours and all your brain cells later, it turns out, Andi’s frown just needed a licking from Josh to turn it upside down.

Until next season,

K, B & J

P.S. Thank you for playing along with us this season! How’d you fare in your league?

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Men Tell All: Points

While there were no points scored two nights ago on the Men Tell All special, the event wasn’t without flourish. We had our first live Bachelor ultrasound, Chris Bukowski was halted mid stage dive, and they brought the lie detector results back. Of. Course. They. Did. Who wants to put money on Andi opening the results backstage? Her internal battle was apparent and said it all: she will read those results eventually, at night and in a closet of her now shared home.

Next season we’ll think about adding specific points categories for the Men Tell All episode. Here are our ideas for that so far:

Drafting a contestant who…

  • Gets a phone number or asked on a date during the episode
  • Admits to still being in love or not over the Bachelor/ette
  • Is featured in the bloopers reel

What other points category ideas do you have? Also, over under on Andi’s ring size. Go.

K, J, and B

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Season 10, Episode 9: Points

Well, if anyone spots a plane dragging “Andi is a scum-sucking road whore who ruined my life” over Iowa, we know who’s behind it. Just kidding, that’s not how we talk on the farm. We said goodbye to Chris, but at least we get to look forward to Andi’s dad, Hy, interrogating Josh and Nick in two weeks.

Here’s where the guys stand moving into the finale:

Chris – 90 points (It’s going to be a lonely tractor ride home)

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Going on a picnic (5 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)

Josh – 160 points

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Accepting the Fantasy Suite (75 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Nick – 190 points

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Riding in a helicopter (1o points)
  • Talking about an ex-fiance (10 points)
  • Going on a picnic (5 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (5 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Accepting the Fantasy Suite (75 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 8: Points

Last night got really emotional, no? Whew. No good transition here, but whose family did you like the most? Let us know in the comments!

Here’s how the points went down.

Chris – 45 points

  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Going on a picnic (5 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (the plane with the banner message) (5 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)

Josh – 80 points

  • Saying “I’m falling in love with her” to the camera (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Marcus – 65 points (time to retire that sailor suit)

  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)

Nick – 85 points

  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Dancing at a concert (5 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Okay, Fantasy Suites, let’s see what you got,

J, K, and B

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 7: Points

Here is how the points shook out last night, on the last leg before Hometowns. Things are about to get good, y’all (hopefully—TBH, this show has been a bit of a snooze as of late).

Brian – 30 points (warm up the bus, coach)

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you”  to Andi (20 points)
    • Note: I was waiting for moisture and it never really materialized on his cheeks. Damn you, Brian, I could’ve used those crying on camera points!

Chris – 115 points

  • Being selected go go on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

Dylan – 40 points (taking his ponytail back to New England)

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Using the phrase “steal Andi away” during group date (5 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)

Josh – 130 points

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Dancing at a concert (5 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

Marcus – 130 points

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

Nick – 145 points

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
  • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

Toasting you with a big glass of pickle juice,

J, K, and B

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 6: Points

I don’t know about you, but the countless hours I’ve spent watching the Bachelor/Bachelorette over the years were all worth it for the 60 second clip of the men all soberly (and unnecessarily, since the interrogator was actually saying “fought”) admitting that they have indeed farted in public. It wasn’t so much the fact that they owned up to farting, but the gravity with which they responded. Alas, there are no points awarded for embarrassing confessions, so let’s take a look at what did earn the bros points this week.

Brian – 45 points

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Chris – 55 points

  • Being selected go go on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to on a group date (30 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (letter) (5 points)

Cody – 45 points (to be…or not to be…)

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)

Dylan – 40 points

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

JJ  – 20 points (don’t let the door hit you in the pants)

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)

Josh – 35 points

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Marcus – 75 points

  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Telling Andi he’s in love with her (30 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Nick – 80 points

  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling in love with you” to Andi (20 points)
  • Dancing at a concert with Andi (5 points)
  • Kissing Andi (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Season 10, Episode 5: Points

This week the guys gave Andi the D.

I mean drama, you sickos. Drama kings shoulda saved their theatrics for the miming. Here’s how the points shook out.

Andrew: 10 points (#anotheronebitesthedust) 

  • Going on a group date (10 points)

Brian: 55 points

  • Going on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)

Chris:  35 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Cody: 35 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Dylan: 35 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

JJ: 50 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)

Josh: 60 points

  • Going on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Dancing at a concert (5)

Marcus: 65 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Saying “I’m falling for you” to Andi (20 points)

Marquel: 10 points (No more cookies) 

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • We didn’t give Marquel points for crying since we didn’t see moisture.

Nick: 45 points

  • Going on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)

Patrick: 10 points (I do…n’t) 

  • Going on a group date (10 points)

Au revoir,

K, J & B

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 4: Points

Last night was a little light on points compared to Sunday’s episode, but here they are. That tribute to Eric ended the episode on a horribly sad note, but I’m glad the show paid tribute. Such a tragic and untimely death.

No good transition here: the Bach is apparently having a bye week next Monday, so we’ll see you all back in here two weeks (but be sure to stay tuned for our episode recap later this week).

  • Andrew – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Brian – 55 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the group date rose (30 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one date (5 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Chris – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Cody – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Dylan – 80 points
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Eric – 15 points (no snark here; heartfelt condolences to his loved ones. RIP, Eric)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
  • JJ – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Josh – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Marcus – 80 points
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing at a concert (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for her” (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Marquel – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Nick V. – 45 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Patrick – 35 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
  • Tasos – 10 points (So long, Tasos)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Stay tuned for a mega-recap later this week!

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 3: Points

Poor Boyz II Men. They didn’t deserve that. I wish I could say that performance would be the worst of this week’s two-part trainwreck, but it looks like shit hits the fan tomorrow. That’s right, we’ve got four hours of The Bachelorette this week. Try and do a sudoku or something – exercise that brain. Here’s where the men stand at halftime.

  • Andrew – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Bradley – 40 points (Now he’s singing the blues)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Brett –  15 points (Hope you put that lamp back)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
  • Brian – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Chris – 30 points
    • Hot tubbing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Cody – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Dylan – 40 points
    • Hot tubbing (5 points)
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Eric – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • JJ – 65 points
    • Getting selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
    • Hot tubbing (5 points)
    • Giving a gift to Andi (Werther’s original) (5 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Josh – 55 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
  • Marcus – 50 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Marquel – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Nick V. – 80 points
    • Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Going on a picnic (5 points)
    • Talking about an ex-fiance (10 points)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
    • Giving Andi a gift (5 points)
    • Hot tubbing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Patrick – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Ron – 55 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Leaving the show early of his own accord (30 points)
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
  • Tasos – 40 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Singing to Andi (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

We’ll post points for tomorrow’s episode, plus a mega-recap later this week.

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 10, Episode 2: Points

And just like that this season’s most lovable drunk peaked and crashed, but not before earning a boat load of points. Here’s how the points went down last night.

  • Andrew: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Bradley: 40 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Singing for Andi (5)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Brett: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Brian: 40 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
    • Stealing Andi away (5)
  • Carl: 10 points (Fire extinguished)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Chris: 70 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a one-on-one date (20)
    • Talking about an ex-fiance (10)
    • Dancing at a concert (5)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10)
  • Cody: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Craig: 65 points (Blacked out = you’re out) 
    • Going on a group date (10)
    • Appearing visibly drunk (15)
    • Having a body part blurred (30)
    • Playing an instrument (5)
    • Hot tubbing (5)
  • Dylan: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Eric: 55 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a one-on-one date (20)
    • Riding in a helicopter (10)
  • JJ: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Josh: 45 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
    • Kissing Andi on the lips (10)
  • Marcus: 40 points
    • Getting the group date rose (30)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Marquel: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Nick S.: 45 points (CTR + ALT + DEL) 
    • Going on a group date (10)
    • Having a body part blurred (30)
    • Hot tubbing (5)
  • Nick V.: 35 points
    • Giving Andi a gift (5)
    • Talking about his parent’s relationship (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Patrick: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Ron: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)
  • Tasos: 35 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Going on a group date (10)

Catch you back here later this week with our recap of the hilarity and drama that went down this week.

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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