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Jul 28 2015
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Points: Season 11

Season 11: Finale Points

Well, Nick, you win some, you lose some. Or you lose them all, actually. Sorry, buddy. But a big ol’ Mazel Tov to K + S. We hope to see you on many more People magazine covers together. Though Nick did not receive the final rose, he still pulled in some serious pointage last night, proving once and for all that homie knows how to play this game.

 

  • Nick V.: 145 points
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Meeting the Bachelorette’s family (15 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
    • Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
    • Wildcard points: Being the first guy to ask for Kaitlyn’s dad for his blessing (50 points)
  • Shawn B.: 160 points
    • Meeting the Bachelorette’s family (15 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
    • Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
    • Winning the Final Rose (100 points)

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Jul 29 2014
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Points: Season 10

Season 10, Finale: Points

Update: Due to a complete lack of brain cells from watching The Bachelorette every week for two months, we originally published a mashup of last week’s and this week’s points. This post has been updated. 

Well, that wraps another season of the only show on television that puts your heartbroken ex on a tiny loveseat next to you so he can discuss your former (and short lived) sex life in front of America. Talk about one last fling before the ring, amiright? That was excruciating. I tucked my head into my neck.

At season’s end, I think it’s safe to say Andi was a breath of Bachelorette fresh air after the Juan Pablo fiasco last season, but she lost a lot of street cred in my book for acting so syrupy with Josh on After the Final Rose. Unless the show was filmed in an open air yurt in Greenland, Josh has no excuse for petting her shoulders that hard and for so long. And him giving in to her duck face with kisses? We’re all barfing at home and Nick just shot himself backstage, you mushy goons.

I was just glad Josh didn’t make the analogy between the ring he gave Andi and the World Series ring he always thought he’d get. Let’s be thankful for that (and for remnant memories of Nick’s naked torso) while we take a gander at the points tally for season 19’s finale.

Josh: 165 points (It’s outta here!) 

  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Going on a one on one date (20 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (letter) (5 points)
  • Winning the Final Rose (100 points)

Nick: 125 points. (He’s outta here.)

  • Talking about an ex-fiance or ex-wife (10 points)
  • Giving Andi a gift (5 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
  • Going on a one on one date (20 points)
  • Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)

Eight weeks, 1 million hours and all your brain cells later, it turns out, Andi’s frown just needed a licking from Josh to turn it upside down.

Until next season,

K, B & J

P.S. Thank you for playing along with us this season! How’d you fare in your league?

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