Never have I ever been this upset about a “To Be Continued…” at the end of a “Bachelorette” episode. WHAT DOES CHAD DO OUTSIDE THE HOTEL?! We have to wait two weeks to find out. This season has taken a delicious detour into horror movie territory and I’m HERE FOR IT.
Twenty-five wildcard points last night went to Evan, who was the first man to bleed. Although I’m making this face to the editors
for using some smoke and mirrors to make it seem like Chad was responsible for said bleeding. Instead, the cause was Intense Synchronized Swimming™.
Onto the points! Some men scored double rose points this week, which we allowed — however, we did not count any other category twice, per our usual rule of once per episode (so Robby and Jordan only got kissing points once).
ALSO WE NEED YOUR EYEBALLS: there was a shot of some of the men with their tootsies in the hot tub in the first five minutes of the episode during the pool party. I don’t have DVR — and my co-founder was at the Beyonce concert so we didn’t catch it! If you know exactly who was in the hot tub at that moment, comment and we’ll update the points accordingly. Thanks!
- Alex: 120 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a two-on-one date (40 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
Ali: 5 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
Chad: 75 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Chase: 25 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
Christian: 5 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Daniel: 50 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Derek: 75 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips for Episode 3 (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Evan: 70 points STAT CORRECTION
- Wildcard points: first man to bleed (25 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Mentioning his kid (5 points)
- Grant: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- James F.: 50 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- James Taylor: 65 points
- Being selected to go on a group date for Episode 3 (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Needing medical attention (20 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Jordan: 130 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips for Episode 3 (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Luke: 130 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her to the camera” (20 points)
Nick B: 5 points STAT CORRECTION FOR HOT TUB
- Robby: 95 points STAT CORRECTION
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips for Episode 3 (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Vinny: 60 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Being apart of the “team” who wins alone time with the Bachelorette on a group date (15 points)
- Wells: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week for Episode 3 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
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