JoJo’s gang descended upon Southern California for one last hurrah. Chad continued his scorched earth policy, using his air time to drag fellow contestants, JoJo, and several ex-girlfriends of the cast members. He’s like the Chief Troll. We heard way too much from Nick B. and Vinny, considering they were kicked off in like, week two. Vinny’s mom interrupted Chris Harrison from the audience to ask JoJo why she got rid of her son, making JoJo even gladder she let Vinny go so she wouldn’t have to deal with that as a monster-in-law on the regular. Luke and Chase battled all night to win America’s hearts and minds in their bid to be the next Bachelor. (Who do you think it will be?)
We were treated to a bunch of Bachelor in Paradise teasers and lots of your bois are headed that way. We won’t be scoring but we will be watching and potentially live-tweeting this summer, so follow us there.
Onto the points!
- Alex: 30 points STAT CORRECTION
- Apologizing to JoJo for his behavior on the show (10 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Being accused of lying by another contestant (15 points)
- Ali: 0 points
- Brandon: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Chad: 95 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Mentioning a new romantic interest in his life (10 points)
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being accused of lying by another contestant (15 points)
- Speaking negatively about/toward JoJo (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Chase: 45 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Asking JoJo why she got rid of him/what went wrong (15 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Christian: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Daniel: 30 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Derek: 20 points STAT CORRECTION
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Being accused of lying by another contestant (15 points)
- Evan: 45 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Being accused of lying by another contestant (15 points)
- Grant: 25 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- James S.: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- James Taylor: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Jon: 5 points STAT CORRECTION
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Jordan: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Luke: 75 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Asking JoJo why she got rid of him/what went wrong (15 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Admitting that feelings still remain for JoJo (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Nick B.: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Robby: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Vinny: 25 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Wells: 30 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
- Will: 5 points
- Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points)
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