We’re really getting in the groove of this beast, aren’t we? Last night brought us Jimmy Kimmel, squealing hogs, and a scene from Wedding Crashers reimagined as a PG movie.
Wildcard Points Winner: No one! Not one lady made a disparaging remark about Ashley S., who was on her best behavior. I guess it’s physics—for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. We’ll make next week’s wildcard points worth double to make up for it.
We will also award 10 points to whichever one of you can tell us what’s going on with Jillian’s undercarriage.
Amber: 50 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Ashley I.: 70 points (stat correction)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Ashley S.: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Becca: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Talking about her parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Britt: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Carly: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jade: 35 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jillian: 80 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (1o points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Juelia: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous husband or fiance (10 points)
- Mentioning her kid (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kaitlyn: 60 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kelsey: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Mackenzie: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Megan: 35 points (stat correction)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Nikki: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Samantha: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tracy: 10 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Trina: 0 points- Whitney: 60 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
And then there were 15. Dun dun.
Who are your picks for the final 3? Any teams still fully in tact out there?
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1) Thanks for doing this – it makes scoring my Bachelor pool SO much easier!
2) Didn’t Jade get the rose on the group date, not Mackenzie?
3) Does Megan/Ashley I.’s/Mackenzie’s trip down to the hot tub count as interrupting Jillian’s 1:1?
Thank you!
Hey Melanie! It was actually Becca and not Jade who got the group rose date last night. But I accidentally had Mackenzie’s rose points carried over from last week—she should only have 25 points for a regular rose at the rose ceremony.
I was on the fence about the interrupting (because they didn’t really interrupt, they just sorta hung out and then left) but I conferred with the other co-creator of BachFantasy and she says it should count. They each get 5 more points!
Awesome thanks so much! Yes I meant Becca not Jade… they are both interchangeable in my mind right now as frontrunners who still haven’t really spent any time with Chris :-) Thank you!
1. Thank you so much for doing this! My coworkers and I have really enjoyed doing this and your site makes it super easy.
2. Is it possible when you make points adjustment to used colored text for the girls who got a new point value or make them stand out differently? Just so we know whose number needs to be updated in our spreadsheet?
Hey Desiree! Excellent idea. I will highlight the contestant’s final points total in blue if we do any stat corrections (based on discussion in the comments) AFTER the points are initially posted. Thanks for playing along!
Someone PLEASE get to the bottom (pun definitely intended) on what is going on with Jillian’s constant butt black box.
Is it hairy? Is it too exposed? Why is no one telling us what in sam’s hell is going on down there?!
This is my first year doing a fantasy team and it is so much fun! Many thanks for making it so easy to keep track of points. My team is still perfectly in tact!
Whoa, Karmen, way to pick ’em. Thanks so much for playing along!
For the wildcard points… What about when Ashley I. rolled her eyes and said “that was torturous” after Ashley S. was given her rose?
I thought long and hard about that too. (This is how I spend my Monday nights). But I think she was actually referring to the fact that Chris said “Ashley” and she thought it might be her, and then he said “S.” So that was torturous for her because he dangled the Ashley carrot.
Legit Logic :)
Thanks again for this! My question: the rule about picnics is that they have to be sitting on the ground, right? Not sure if Whitney and Chris’s date pre-wedding crashing counted.
Yeah, I think picnics are like pornography—you know it when you see it. I’m talking a checkered blanket spread on the ground, maybe a wicker basket, some cheese. We haven’t had many picnics yet (but lots of casual dinners masquerading as almost-picnics) but the season is young.
“pinics are like pornography…” hahaha i love you guys
Trina deff had tears flowing at the rose ceremony, right? Since she’s on my team I just want to make sure I’m getting every last point I can get out of her!
No tears for Trina! I just rewatched to make sure. I feel your pain. I lost two contestants tonight on my own team!
Shouldn’t Ashley I. also get points for “Appearing visibly drunk”? I mean if that wasn’t hammered them I don’t know what is anymore… She could barely hold herself up & almost took Chris over the balcony!
Maybe that’s just how virgins make out? It’s a judgment call but I didn’t see any slurring or tripping, and none of the other contestants mentioned her being three sheets to the wind, so I still say it’s a no-go.
I think this is the 2nd time she’s had an “awkward makeout” session with Chris. Doesn’t bode well for her long-term prospects.
Two comments:
1. How about bonus points to Kaitlyn: we didn’t have a chance to laugh at Jordan/Tara/Ashley (either one), I was laughing outloud at Kaitlyn’s date … or how about because she was in a hot tub with two men on camera? (I’m sure members of the crew have “tested” the waters with the contestants in the past!)
2. My husband was the one who introduced me to the Bach Franchise. It’s his time of the week when he “doesn’t have to think”. We separately picked the same 3/5 ladies: Britt/Kaitlyn/Jade. We both have four ladies left on our teams.
Thanks for having this website and a great sence of humor! 😎
Thanks so much for playing along! I thought Kaitlyn was such a good sport last night, wasn’t she? I would’ve been giggling too hard to film the scene in the hot tub with Jimmy Kimmel.
P.S. Love that your husband is into the Bach. My fiance is (secretly) too.
Can you include this season’s top scorers in your posts? I think I have one of the better teams remaining with Ashley I., Becca, Britt, Jillian, and Kelsey. Would like to know what the ultimate team is to date.
That’s a great idea and that sounds like a FIERCE team. I think you’ll be the one to beat in your league. We’ll for sure include that info with our episode 3 recap.
Been a silent fan since Juan Pablo’s season. Love what you guys are doing here.
Please note: did anyone see Ashley S’s face when Chris gave Becca the group date rose? Hilarious.
We replayed that three times during our watch party. It was epic!
Thank you so much, Gelany! That’s great to hear and thanks for playing all three seasons! And I did *not* notice it but you best believe I’m going to go watch right now. This is why we love the BachFantasy community.
Thought I’d share my leagues names this year: D.T.F. (Down to Farm), The Real Housewives of the Farm, Basic Barn Bitches, and Fertilize Us.
Hahahaha. Love these, particularly DTF.
That one is mind :D
DTF is brilliant!
This looks fun. Maybe I will play along! https://trokspot.wordpress.com/2015/01/20/1972/
So excited to hit week three, in our third year. We actually have two teams fully intact:
The Hunger Dames:
Becca
Carly
Kelsey
Juelia
Whitney
Crusty Crotch Call Girls (that’s my mom’s team name… talk about awkward):
Ashley I.
Megan
Nikki
Samantha
Jillian
Boom. Solid teams there. Nice drafting.