Well, if anyone spots a plane dragging “Andi is a scum-sucking road whore who ruined my life” over Iowa, we know who’s behind it. Just kidding, that’s not how we talk on the farm. We said goodbye to Chris, but at least we get to look forward to Andi’s dad, Hy, interrogating Josh and Nick in two weeks.
Here’s where the guys stand moving into the finale:
Chris – 90 points (It’s going to be a lonely tractor ride home)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
- Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Josh – 160 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
- Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite (75 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Nick – 190 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (2o points)
- Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (1o points)
- Talking about an ex-fiance (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Giving Andi a gift (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Andi (30 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite (75 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.
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Chris won’t be lonely on his tractor for long. My money’s on him to be the next bachelor. After the disaster with Juan Pablo they will definitely want to play it safe and pick a nice, likable guy. I can already picture the bachelorettes getting out of the limo in overalls holding a pitchfork.
So true!