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Season 13, Episode 6: Points

Lee got fired and subsequently ditched in the wilds of Norway on the two-on-one. Hope he’s read Hatchet recently. Dude has to sail by the stars back to the U.S.

We also lost a TON of good men this week (Anthony, Josiah, Kenny, Will, and Alex) — if your team is hurting, never fear. We’ve got the Mid-Season Draft coming up this week. Stay tuned for another post on that later this week.

Also: Bryan won the wildcard points for being the first person to predict that Lee was going to go home on the two-on-one date.

  • Adam: 145 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for/in love with you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for/in love with her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Needing medical attention at any point (20 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
  • Alex: 75 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Wearing a helmet (5 points)
  • Anthony: 0 points
  • Bryan: 90 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Wildcard: first guy (other than Kenny) to predict that Lee is going home on the two-on-one (10 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Dean: 100 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Wearing a helmet (5 points)
  • Eric: 125 points STAT CORRECTION 
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Hot tubbing (5 points)
    • Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for/in love with you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for/in love with her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Getting the rose on his one-on-one date (25 points)
  • Josiah: 0 points
  • Kenny: 180 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
    • Getting the rose on a two-on-one date (40 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Mentioning his kid (5 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Needing medical attention at any point (20 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for/in love with you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for/in love with her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Wearing a helmet (5 points)
  • Lee: 20 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)
  • Matt: 95 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Peter: 115 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
    • Shoving another contestant (20 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)
  • Will: 45 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

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Season 12, Episode 6: Points

Last night’s episode was a little on the nose (en la nariz), no? Between the love triangle tango and the woman belting out “Evita” on a balcony while Derek bawled in the limo on his way to the airport…the producers weren’t being subtle. That’s okay. We don’t watch “The Bachelorette” for subtlety. We watch for the elaborate picnic spreads, the chopper rides to remote lagoons, the fumbled metaphors comparing rappelling down a building to falling in love. And dammit, the Bach delivers time and time again.

Onto the points.

Robby snagged the wildcard points last name, 15 points for speaking a full sentence in Spanish (when he read the date card that said “Besame, besame, muchacho”).

  • Alex: 50 points 
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Chase: 95 points 
    • Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose on the two-on-one date (40 points)
    • Attending a concert (10 points)
  • Derek: 90 points 
    • Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • James Taylor: 70 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jordan: 70 points 
    • Being selected for a group date (10 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Luke: 60 points (stat correction)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose on the group date (35 points)
  • Robby: 65 points (stat correction)
    • Wildcard points (15 points)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Wells: 65 points STAT CORRECTION
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)

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