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Season 13, Episode 1: Points

Welcome, welcome as we kick off Season 13 of “The Bachelorette.” How did your team handle the first Purge? I’m already one man down and nervous about my chances this season.

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Reminder that we announce our wildcard points category each Monday before the show starts on Twitter. Follow us there to see what it is. (And come live-tweet with us! There are gifs and snark a-plenty to make it worth your while.)

Wildcard points: 15 points went to the first guy to arrive in anything but a limo. Those went to Blake E., who arrived in the middle of a marching band, presumably because he is an “aspiring drummer.” It seems like he is aspiring to be the house tattletale, which will likely be his demise. Gotta get fluent in Bachelorese before you go on this show, Blakey boy.

Onto the points!

  • Adam: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Alex: 35 points
    • Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Anthony: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Blake E.: 45 points – STAT CORRECTION
    • Wildcard points (15 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
  • Blake K: 0 points
  • Brady: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Bryan: 50 points – STAT CORRECTION
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the First Impression Rose (35 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
  • Bryce: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Dean: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (sandcastle equipment) (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • DeMario: 35 points
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Diggy: 30 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Eric: 30 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Fred: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Grant: 0 points
  • Iggy: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jack Stone: 35 points
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jamey: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jedidiah: 0 points
  • Jonathan: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Josiah: 35 points
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kenny: 35 points
    • Mentioning his kid (5 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kyle: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (Jamaican buns, I think he said?) (5 points)
  • Lee: 40 points
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a flower) (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Lucas: 55 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (whaboom shirt) (5 points)
    • Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Matt: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Michael: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (brownie) (5 points)
  • Milton: 25 points
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Mohit: 20 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
  • Peter: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (chocolates she didn’t like) (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Rob: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (first round draft pick card — UM IS THIS A SHOUT OUT?!) (5 points)
  • Will: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
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