But actually, where do we start? Diapers, gypsy hearts, ball sacs, tampins, bloody snake toilets, romantic bro times (?), villains. I COULD KEEP GOING. This week has brought us the BachFantasy debut of one of our new points categories “Wearing a costume or clothing native to another country,” and A LOT of blurred out body part points.
- Ben H.: 75 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Ben Z.: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Chris: 80 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Clint: 60 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Corey: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
Cory: 0 pointsDaniel: 0 points- Ian: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jared: 105 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Teling the Bachelorette that someone in the house “isn’t here for the right reasons” (30 points)
- JJ: 55 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Joe: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Jonathan: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Joshua: 60 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first person to talk smack on JJ (25 points)
- Justin: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette (10 points)
- Ryan B.: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected go to on a group date (10 points)
- Shawn B.: 130 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Tanner: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Tony: 105 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Leaving the show on his own accord (30 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that puny dandelion) (5 points)
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I think you forgot to give Justin and Ryan B points for getting a rose at the top of the episode!
Damnit you’re right! Stupid Bachelorette throwing us off with episodes starting with rose ceremonies. Correcting this now!
Thanks! I know, I really wish they would go back to ending on the rose ceremony! Chris Harrison himself even agrees!
JJ and Clint should also get points for getting a rose to stay another week :) Thanks!
Kim,
Clint got a rose on his one-on-one and JJ got a group date rose last week, so those points were counted for episode 2 points already :)
Thanks Katelyn!
Do we know who got the wildcard points?
Joshua received the wildcard points. Stats are updated!
Would we count Ben H’s kissing sequence up top as dancing? Also, are there points for saying “falling for you”? I thought Shawn B said something to that extent?
Also, thanks for all your hard work!
Hi Molly – We didn’t count that as dancing, though it was a very fancy kiss. Shawn B. definitely expressed a similar sentiment, but didn’t actually say “falling for you.”
I thought that would count too. I thought he said “I’ve never fallen so hard so quickly for somebody”. Very close!
We rewatched and updated accordingly. Please refill out the points in your spreadsheet! Thanks!
Shouldn’t Jared get points for telling Kaitlyn that Clint and JJ aren’t there for the right reasons? He clearly used that phrase.
Hm I’ll have to rewatch tonight. Many of the guys expressed that feeling, but I didn’t catch anyone saying it outright. That said, last night was a freakin circus, so I could have missed it. I’ll rewatch and update if needed!
Rewatched and points are updated! Please refill the weekly scores in your spreadsheet.
Who got the wildcard points?
Agreed, who got the wild card points? I don’t remember seeing that in the scoring card.
Please see below :)
Joshua received the wildcard points. Stats are updated up top!
Jared said he was falling for Kaitlyn during the group date to the camera and said Clint and JJ were “not here for the right reasons” to her
Agreed! Points are updated. Thank you!
That episode was crazy! I don’t even know what to think any more.Thanks so much for doing this again! I had a few questions…
Do Clint and JJ get points for hot tubbing while talking about turtles?
Cory (the guy who got eliminated) mentions he wanted Kaitlyn to be a stepmom… would he get points for mentioning his kid?
Do you think Kupah was visibly drunk?
Does Jared get points for saying he was “falling for her”?
Did Chris the dentist kiss Kaitlyn, or was that someone else?
Sorry for all the questions!
Clint and JJ def get points for hot tubbing — we’re updating now. Cory doesn’t get points for talking about his kid because that’s a *really* roundabout way of mentioning his kid. I wish Kupah was drunk but I think that rage was unfortunately not sponsored by Jim Beam.
We’re going to rewatch the part with Jared and see if Chris the Dentist did kiss Kaitlyn, and will update in the a.m. Thank you!
Jared gets points for saying he was falling for her and Chris the Dentist did smooch. Points are updated. Thank you!
Thank you so much for all your work!
I don’t think Justin went on a group date, but was awarded points for one? Second week in a row without a date… poor guy. Thanks!
Rewatched and confirmed. Points are updated!
Will you be scoring nick next week??
Unfortunately not because he wasn’t available to draft in the beginning of the season.
Would Jonathon get points for interrupting someone’s one on one time? When Kaitlyn and Tony are talking Jj comes and tries to interrupt, and is unsuccessful – but Jonathon gets her to come away with her. Would that count?
So we gave points to JJ for interrupting a one-on-one time because he was actually the only person who approached when it was just Kaitlyn and Tony talking. Everyone else approached while there were multiple people standing there. Thanks!
thanks for all your hard work!
Thank you Cathy! Scoring is hard in the beginning but it gets easier as we go!
Nothing but respect and appreciation since this means instead of scoring for our little group, I just get to drink wine, text, and watch the magic unfold. Besides, you’re clearly here for the right reasons, so patience is warranted.
Upon learning that ‘a mystery someone’ might be appearing we offered our group the opportunity to swap a guy for this unnamed person. They lose all the points collected from the person they switch with though (and it can’t be someone that already was sent home.) Clear as mud, right?
Oooh I like that.
Hey! I think that you missed giving Cory (he was eliminated during the rose ceremony) points for mentioning his daughter. And one of the guys, whether it was Jared or Shawn B, definitely told her he was falling for her. I think it was Shawn B. I remember him telling her something about I’ve never falling for someone so fast.
And I’m pretty sure Justin didn’t go on a group date…?
Points are updated above! Please refill out the scores in your spreadsheet to reflect the changes. We decided Cory doesn’t get points for mentioning his kid because he did it in a roundabout way, talking about Kaitlyn being a “stepmom.”
Also, you were right: Jared and Shawn B used the “falling for” phrasing. And Justin was not on the group date!
And I think Kupah was 100% drunk. He even carried his glass into the limo with him!! Points for that for sure.
I’m gunna have to agree (not that anyone on our league even has him anyways, so the points really don’t even matter) but during the entire confrontation with Kaitlyn he had a drink in his hand and seemed way more conserned with his next sip than what she was actually saying. I just don’t think he is as OBVIOUSLY drunk as, say, Ryan M. haha.
Hi! Thanks again for all your hard work on this! Two questions:
1) I think Justin did not go on a group date
2) Cory should get points for talking about his daughter.
What do you think?
Thank you!
Hi Melanie! Please see the above reply. We agree with Justin not on the group date, but Cory mentioned that he wanted Kaitlyn to be a “stepmom” so we decided not to award points for that. Thanks!
Cory definitely said “my daughter” in his phrase though…
Next week, when Nick Viall shows back up, could you total points for him? My league waited until after the 1st episode to draft. One member saw Nick in the season preview and decided to draft him! Dude’s gonna rack up major points.
We did that also!!! Five people in our league have him!
We’re scoring for him! Don’t you worry.
We’ll be scoring Nick V. tonight too! If the previews are any indication, your friend is about to rack up some major points. Jealous I didn’t think to draft him in my own league!
Can we delete the rows on the spreadsheet in the upcoming weeks for the guys who are no longer on the show, or will that screw up the formulas?
You should be able to delete them from the episode sheets without messing anything up.
When Nick gets added on to the show, will he be eligible to receive points? A couple of people in my fantasy group picked him as one of their guys…. Yuck, I don’t like him! Thanks! We’re having fun and loving how easy this spreadsheet is to work with!
Glad to hear it, Amanda! We’re scoring Nick V., don’t you worry. Happy watching!
That’s great news!!!!! So excited. Thank you for all your hard work. It makes watching so much fun!