Season 13, Episode 1: Points

Welcome, welcome as we kick off Season 13 of “The Bachelorette.” How did your team handle the first Purge? I’m already one man down and nervous about my chances this season.

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Reminder that we announce our wildcard points category each Monday before the show starts on Twitter. Follow us there to see what it is. (And come live-tweet with us! There are gifs and snark a-plenty to make it worth your while.)

Wildcard points: 15 points went to the first guy to arrive in anything but a limo. Those went to Blake E., who arrived in the middle of a marching band, presumably because he is an “aspiring drummer.” It seems like he is aspiring to be the house tattletale, which will likely be his demise. Gotta get fluent in Bachelorese before you go on this show, Blakey boy.

Onto the points!

  • Adam: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Alex: 35 points
    • Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Anthony: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Blake E.: 45 points – STAT CORRECTION
    • Wildcard points (15 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
  • Blake K: 0 points
  • Brady: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Bryan: 50 points – STAT CORRECTION
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Getting the First Impression Rose (35 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
  • Bryce: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Dean: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (sandcastle equipment) (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • DeMario: 35 points
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Diggy: 30 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Eric: 30 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Fred: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Grant: 0 points
  • Iggy: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jack Stone: 35 points
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jamey: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Jedidiah: 0 points
  • Jonathan: 30 points
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Josiah: 35 points
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kenny: 35 points
    • Mentioning his kid (5 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Kyle: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (Jamaican buns, I think he said?) (5 points)
  • Lee: 40 points
    • Singing or playing an instrument for the Bachelorette (5 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a flower) (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Lucas: 55 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (whaboom shirt) (5 points)
    • Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Matt: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Michael: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (brownie) (5 points)
  • Milton: 25 points
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Mohit: 20 points
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
  • Peter: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (chocolates she didn’t like) (5 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
  • Rob: 5 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (first round draft pick card — UM IS THIS A SHOUT OUT?!) (5 points)
  • Will: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
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24 thoughts on “Season 13, Episode 1: Points

  1. Christine says:

    Bryan interrupted Fred’s one on one time. Shouldn’t he have gotten points for that?

  2. Erica says:

    Does Blake E. get points for playing an intstrument (drum)?

  3. Katie says:

    Can you list Diggy under Kenneth “Diggy” on the scoring posts? Makes it easier to go down the scoring column on the spreadsheet, since the spreadsheet has him under K and not D? thanks!!!

  4. cristina says:

    Would you consider Alex’s vacuum-entrance (and all subsequent vacuum-work) to be dancing?

    • Bach Fantasy says:

      HMMM not quite because the premise was that he was vacuuming, albeit annoyingly.

      • cristina says:

        BUT it was an homage to Rachel’s vacuum-dancing in her intro package last season, and she was awarded dancing points :)

  5. Zoé says:

    Thank you very much for handling the scoring for us, last night was crazy with so many men.

  6. erinmmilne says:

    I think Rob’s fantasy shtick was meant to be a throwback to her limo conversation with Nick when talked about setting her fantasy football lineup before she left for the show. Didn’t seem to work out that well for him, though!

  7. Lizzy says:

    Hey guys! I just noticed that there’s an error in the spreadsheet formulas because there’s one more guy than last season so points for Will aren’t being included. I think I can fix it in mine but just wanted to make sure everyone knew!

  8. Kasey says:

    On your spreadsheet your formula is not pulling the last row for Will on player 11. It needs to be to r32 and is only going to r31. Thought you might want to mention that to people

  9. Betty says:

    Does Matt not get points for a costume?

  10. Liz D says:

    Didn’t Blake E say “Lucas is not here for the right reasons” in episode 1 earning him 15 points? Or does that only apply after they are actually in the house together and not just during the first episode?

  11. Kristin says:

    Thank you guys for doing this! Looking forward to another great season.

  12. Ashlee Tibbets says:

    Thanks BachFantasy for continuing the grand tradition! We’ve had a work Bach pool for the last few seasons and nothing beats your wit and style. Keep up the good work! :)

  13. Sara says:

    Hi! Glad to be back! Big questions/controversy in our league:

    Michael was not called, was not seen with a rose, and was not seen in future previews. HOWEVER, Chris specifically called Michael out as having attended the Kareem Abdul Jabar basketball date and being excited because he was a basketball player. Do you or does anyone have contradicting evidence from the show that we missed on our replays?
    Was he offscreen called up for a rose like Christen was offscreen given a group date rose last season? (Or offscreen eliminated?)

    • Sara says:

      *(Chris specifically called him out in that sham of a Facebook live stream announcement)

      • Bach Fantasy says:

        Dang, this controversy is wild!!! ABC must’ve edited him out, after the fact. We’re going with what we know, which is that he’s no longer on the show. But WTF is going on! We need dirty deets from Chris Harrison.

    • Christie says:

      Our league is having the same debate! ABC’s Fantasy League website has him grayed out, so I’m assuming he’s “officially” eliminated… but will maybe come back to ask for a second chance?

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