Welp, this season we’ve got rose ceremonies at the beginning of every episode and Fantasy Suites happening BEFORE hometown dates.
I never realized how much Chris Harrison resembles Plutarch of The Hunger Games, changing the rules in the Hunger Games arena when he knows Katnissaitlyn has outsmarted him.
You take some unauthorized off-camera time without asking? Oh, okay, we’re gonna GIVE YOU unauthorized camera time. Say goodbye to three dudes this week and march your ass into that Fantasy Suite, toots. It’s like when your mom catches you smoking a cigarette and makes you finish the whole pack in front of her.
Chris Harrison is your mom. Chris Harrison is Plutarch Heavensbee. This is Chris Harrison’s world, and we’re just living in it. Don’t you ever forget it.
Wildcard points would’ve gone to the first person who expressed a desire to go home, but alas, none did.
- Ben H.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Ben Z.: 20 points(stat correction)- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased relative (10 points)
- Editor’s note: He did ask to “steal [Kaitlyn] away” but he wasn’t interrupting someone’s one-on-one time so it doesn’t count
Chris: 95 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Editor’s note: Whoa, dude.
- Jared: 30 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
JJ: 50 points(stat correction)- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a previous wife (10 points)
- Mentioning his kid (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Kaitlyn (20 points)
- Joe: 85 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose on a two-on-one date (40 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Telling the Bachelorette he’s falling in love with her (20 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Nick V.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Shawn B.: 55 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
Tanner: 0 points
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Didn’t JJ and Joe ride on a boat?
BOOM. Updated. Thanks!
Does Jared get points for the car ride up to Killarney? Kaitlyn said “Let’s turn this into a date…” and then they spent a lot of 1-on-1 time together. Thanks!!
They did have a bunch of one-on-one time but it wasn’t official, so no points. Thanks!
Pretty sure JJ kissed Kaitlyn on the lips during their date?
Hmmm, I don’t recall seeing that but there’s a chance I missed it. I’ll rewatch that part tonight and update the points if so. Any other viewers see it?
Didn’t Chris get sent home ??
My question as well– he was left after the 1:1, shouldn’t he be crossed off??
I agree – I am not counting his points this week in our league since he was sent home.
That’s up to you but just an FYI that players can (and are supposed to) still receive points the week they go home!
Yes, he should be crossed off! But you still get points the week you’re eliminated. His points are correct.
Oh yes, I forgot to cross him out but his points are correct.
When Ben Z. got eliminated, he mentioned his mom, but didn’t specifically mention she was dead. Does that count?
Also, I have to rewatch but I think JJ’s toast on the 2-on-1 mentioned falling for Kaitlyn?
I also thought I heard Shawn say he was falling for her, but I don’t remember when. And when he got the rose I thought he said “I love this girl!” But I’m not sure if that counts?
Sorry for all the questions… thanks so much again!
Hey Dan! So because we know that Ben Z’s mom is dead, any time he mentions her, it counts as mentioning a deceased relative.
I did not catch the “falling for you” line from JJ or Shawn but if you rewatch and let us know, that’d be aces.
So because Ben Z did mentioned his mom who is a deceased love one, is he going to receive those points?
Thanks so much! So I rewatched it. On the 2-on-1 date, when they sit down for the picnic, JJ makes a toast where he says “I’m really falling for you.” It’s awkward!
I think the thing I thought I heard Shawn say is after Joe comes back from the date – Shawn gets up and goes to see Kaitlyn, and as he’s walking to her room he says, “I’m actually falling in love with the girl.”
Great, thank you so much, Dan! I will update accordingly.
Thank you!!
Will you be scoring the Men Tell All episode? I think that would breathe some life back into my league…
Heck yes we will!
Who got the wildcard points?