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Another season down the corn silo, folks! Who won in your league? Any upsets? I think Whitney was the most excited winner in the show’s history. I half-expected her to chew up that final rose and swallow it. But dagnabbit if I don’t believe in their love. My jagged edges are being sanded down with each passing year.
ALSO: can we talk about the double dose of Bachelorettes? Becca put it best in a tweet last night:
Throw us a frickin’ bone here, ABC. Okay, here are the points from last night’s finale.
Becca: 55 points(stat correction)- Kissing Chris (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Saying, “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)
- Whitney: 200 points
- Kissing Chris (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Chris (30 points)
- Winning the Final Rose (100 points)
Bonus Points for Having Drafted the Next Bachelorette
- Britt: 40 points
- Being chosen as the next Bachelorette (40 points)
- Kaitlyn: 40 points
- Being chosen as the next Bachelorette (40 points)
Don’t forget to check back in with us before the Bachelorette: 2 Hot 2 Handle kicks off, and tell your Bach-lovin’ friends about us, too. Thanks so much for playing along. It’s been a pleasure!
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