For every skeevy, exploitative psychopath this show gives us, they also give us a precious little idiot, happy as a clam in a sombrero, doing the macarena. Bless.
We were in a bit of a pickle this week, since there was no rose ceremony. We decided to award the points that were earned in this episode only. Next week, if the episode picks up with the rose ceremony, we will add those points to the episode 6 tallies.
- Ashley I.: 35 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Becca: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Britt: 80 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Carly: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jade: 40 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
- Jordan: 75 points
- Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kaitlyn: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kelsey: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous husband or fiance (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Needing medical attention (20 points)
- Mackenzie: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Megan: 35 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Samantha: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Whitney: 70 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points)
If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.
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That was entertaining! Are y’all waiting till after next week to do the mid-season draft?
Also wondering how to handle midseason draft. Do we think there will be two rose ceremonies? One at the beginning and one at the end? Or just one at the end?
I’m thinking the one option is to do the draft kind of like how our group did the first draft which would just be to say pause the show after the first rose ceremony (if there is one) and then send in your new picks then watch the rest of the ep.
My other question is whether people just add to their current team to hit 5 or can people draft an entire new team if they want to change who they currently have?
Our league decided to pause the show after the first rose ceremony (assuming there are 2) and then do our draft. If there aren’t 2 rose ceremonies I’m not sure what we’ll do!
Hi everyone! The whole no-rose-ceremony thing really threw a wrench in our plans. We’re brainstorming how to do the mid-season draft and will post instructions by tomorrow!
Some of the girls that cried on camera you only gave 10 points to. That’s worth 25 right?
Hi Jamie – good catch! I updated all the girls with incorrect crying points. Thanks!
Weren’t there a couple girls (Britt & Whitney) who said that they were ‘falling for Chris’
Hi Steve – you are right about Whitney – I actually had that in my scoring sheet, but didn’t include it in the post! I believe some other girls expressed a similar sentiment, but didn’t say they were “falling for him” outright. I’ll double check tonight (it’s frowned upon to watch “The Bachelor” at work…)
Does jade getting her feet attended to by Chris count as medical attention?
We’d need some sort of trained professional and likely some medical equipment in order for those points to be awarded. Jade just needed heavier socks and a space heater. No points!
Did anyone get the wild card points this week?
Unfortunately not. What a bummer.
Also – didn’t Whitney kiss Chris on the lips after she got the group date rose?
Good call. I just rewatched and there was a blink-and-you-miss-it peck on the lips. Updating now!
For next week, if the episode kicks off with a rose ceremony and ends with a rose ceremony, then will girls receive 50 points (25 for each rose) for getting two roses in the same episode?
Yep, you got it!
I have a somewhat elaborate question with a lot of background info that you may not be able to help me with:
We started our draft with 7 bachelorettes, and one of the girls in our league (we’ll call her G) had Jordan on her team (until she was eliminated and we all assumed she would not be back.) Last week, we did our mid-season draft and the girls were allowed to add girls to their roster up to a total of 5 bachelorettes (if they still had 6 or 7 bachelorettes, they were allowed to keep them.) G added a new bachelorette to her team, since she only had 4. So going into this week, G had 5 girls.
My question is, can I give her Jordan’s points? Or does that not count, since she picked a new girl? My feeling is she would still have Jordan, so she should get it. I need some help, fellow comissioners!
Hi Christine! We are in agreement that G deserves Jordan’s comeback points. Anyone who had Jordan on her team at any point deserves those 50 points. Thanks!
THANK YOU!
Quick question. I am in a league with 3 people, 2 guys and 1 girl (clearly showing you can get guys to watch anything if we are allowed to gamble). We use your scoring system but drafted a bit differently.
We each drafted ten ladies. After episode 2, we all were required to cut the roster down to 5, so we all have 5 ladies or less at this point. With Jordan’s return, the person who drafted her would have 6 girls recording points this week (obviously breaking the 5 girl limit) if we award the points.
Should we award this person Jordan’s points?? Should we award the points but make the person cut someone else??
Thank you for the help and I apologize for how intense our league is taking this.