Well, well, well. Last night’s episode is the reason we watch this show. We’d like to thank God, ABC’s booze budget, and Ashley S.’s parents for making that episode possible. #soblessed
Points update: we’ve decided to make a minor tweak to a points category. “Dancing with Chris at a concert” will forever more be known as “Dancing with Chris” and it’s worth 5 points. “Attending a private concert” will now be its own category, worth 5 points. We’ve retroactively awarded Kaitlyn 5 points this week for her breakdancing moment with Chris in the season premiere.
Wildcard Points Winner: Becca earned 20 points for saying “sh*t” in the limo when the zombies streaked past.
Alissa: 10 points- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Amber: 45 points
- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Ashley I.: 45 points
- Being selected to go on on a group date (1o points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Ashley S.: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Becca: 55 points
- Wildcard Points Winner: first contestant to be bleeped tonight (20 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Britt: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Carly: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jade: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jillian: 65 points
- Having a body point blurred out at any point (3o points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jordan: 20 points- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Juelia: 85 points
- Mentions her kid (5 points)
- Mentions a previous husband (10 points)
- Mentions a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kaitlyn: 55 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Dancing last week (5 points)
- Kelsey: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Kimberly: 65 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Giving Chris a gift (mini-cactus) (5 points)
- Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)
- Mackenzie: 60 points
- Talking about her kid (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Megan: 80 points
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Nikki: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Samantha: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tandra: 10 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Tara: 35 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Tracy: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Trina: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Whitney: 30 points
- Giving Chris a gift (bottle of whisky) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tell us in the comments: what was your favorite WTF moment last night?
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I think Britt received the “free kiss” note from Chris instead of being the one to give it to Chris. Thanks for putting this together our league looks forward to this every season.
Good call, I think you’re right. I’ll amend those points!
Was there a reason McKenzie only received 5 points for kissing Chris rather than 10? I was thinking I might have missed a peck or something sorry haha
Nope, that was a typo! Thanks for catching. It’s updated!
Trina should have a total of 35 for going on the group date and receiving a rose.
And there’s my math proficiency shining through…thanks for the catch!
Feels like this season is the season of “Do something crazy, stay around for another week.” The producers are mixing a dangerously nutty cocktail.
It totally is. I want to personally thank the producers.
Weren’t Juelia and Jillian on the group date too? I also thought Trina was eliminated, but maybe I’m remembering wrong. I also gave Kimberly points for crying on camera.
When did Britt cry? Was it at the end?
Good call on Juelia and Jillian. Added their group date points in. It’s hard to keep track in the beginning of the season when there’s so many women!
Trina actually wasn’t eliminated, though. She’s still around. Britt had one single tear roll down her cheek when she realized that Ashley I. was “kissing her boyfriend.” Eye roll. I wavered on Kimberly last night! I decided I couldn’t award her any points because of the moisture rule, but I can see why you did.
My league thought Megan was visibly drunk on camera. When she and Jillian snuck into Chris’s house eating all the food and banging her head into everything, she looked pretty inebriated.
^100% agree
Oh, I actually don’t think she was drunk at all. She’s really not the sharpest tool in the shed, and I genuinely think that might be her normal behavior and speech. Also, wasn’t that at like, 11 a.m.? Feel free to award her those points in your own league, though!
After Whitney gave chris the gift they opened it sat down and drank it my group of Houghton that that was picnic points do you agree
Well, technically, they didn’t sit on the ground—they sat on the step of the fireplace. So I personally don’t count it as a picnic, but if you disagree, you can award those points in your league.
Did Megan not cry on camera when talking about her dad?
She was a stone-cold assassin. Not one tear shed.
Also did Tandra do an exit interview?
The problem is that a bunch of us get together and drink & talk throughout the show, so I’m wondering if I missed that. Or if she slipped out the back on her motorcycle.
No, I don’t think Tandra did an exit interview! She went gently (and silently) into that good night.
Does Ashley I. giving Chris “3 wishes on her belly button ring” count as giving Chris a gift?
We didn’t count that as a gift – for us, something tangible has to be exchanged for those points to be awarded. It does count as one of the weirdest things a girl has ever done on this show, though…
p.s. Love the username
Your user name made me LOL pretty hard. Thanks for that.