And we’re off! What a season premiere. We have a perfect human specimen Bachelor, a delightful gaggle of wackos and beauties, a full-on Russian woman, plus one delightful miniature horse (who got sent home with Maegan; goodbye, little dude).
Also, I’ve never seen so many Laurens/Lauras in one room since the fourth grade.
How is your team faring after episode one? I personally drafted Jessica, and I was shocked—SHOCKED, I tell you—that she didn’t get a rose. I was even predicting final four for her. My Bach senses are rarely so off kilter. I might have to retreat to the woods and retrain with Yoda for a few weeks.
Any early predictions for a final rose winner? Let us know in the comments!
- Amanda: 40 points
- Mentioning a previous fiance or husband (10 points)
- Mentioning her kid(s) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Amber: 30 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Becca: 30 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Breanne: 30 points- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (bread) (5 points)
- Caila: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Emily: 30 points
- Wearing a helmet (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Haley: 30 points
- Wearing a helmet (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Izzy: 0 points- Jackie: 30 points
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (a Save The Date) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jami: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jennifer: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jessica: 0 points- Joelle/JoJo: 30 points
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (a unicorn mask) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jubilee: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Lace: 85 points
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Wildcard points for talking smack (25 points)
- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Using the phrase “steal him away” during said interruption (5 points)
- Editor’s note: she technically said “borrow” but we’re giving it to her
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Editor’s note: I ain’t giving her points for those crocodile tears, btdubs.
Laura: 0 points- Lauren LB: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Lauren B.: 30 points
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (wings) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Lauren H.: 30 points
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (a bouquet) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Lauren R.: 0 points- Leah: 30 points
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (a football) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Maegan: 0 points- Mandi: 30 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Olivia: 35 points
- Getting the First Impression Rose (35 points)
- Rachel: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Samantha: 35 points
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Shushanna: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tiara: 0 points
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