Last night’s episode was a little on the nose (en la nariz), no? Between the love triangle tango and the woman belting out “Evita” on a balcony while Derek bawled in the limo on his way to the airport…the producers weren’t being subtle. That’s okay. We don’t watch “The Bachelorette” for subtlety. We watch for the elaborate picnic spreads, the chopper rides to remote lagoons, the fumbled metaphors comparing rappelling down a building to falling in love. And dammit, the Bach delivers time and time again.
Onto the points.
Robby snagged the wildcard points last name, 15 points for speaking a full sentence in Spanish (when he read the date card that said “Besame, besame, muchacho”).
- Alex: 50 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Chase: 95 points
- Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the two-on-one date (40 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
Derek: 90 points- Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- James Taylor: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jordan: 70 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Luke: 60 points (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (35 points)
- Robby: 65 points (stat correction)
- Wildcard points (15 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Wells: 65 points STAT CORRECTION- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
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Luke getting the group date rose? Points missing for that!
And it looks like Robby got those points by accident.
Oops! We fixed it. Thanks for catching the mix up.
my episode six scores is not working. All the other formulas look like this
=IF(‘League Member Teams’!B6=”x”,’Contestant Scores’!$C6,”-“)
the one after the mid season draft looks like this
=IF(‘Teams – Post-mid season draft’!F13=”x”,’Contestant Scores’!$G13,”-“) it doesn’t have the League Member Teams???
Help Please!
Copy your X’s from the “League Member Teams” tab and paste in the “Teams-Post-mid season draft” tab. Then the points will update on the episode 6 tab.
I did this and mine still aren’t populating…
Nevermind, I got it! :)
oh but whoops, Robby should still get the “Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)” points
Also, why does Luke have points for both the group date rose and getting a rose to stay another week?
Fixed now!
Gah yes it’s fixed now
Just an idea: Maybe in the future or for wildcard points, someone can get points for throwing someone under the bus?? :D
Do we add 50 points for not drafting anyone to the season points or to this weeks episode points?
This week’s episode points!
Where does the 50 points show in the spreadsheet or totals?
Im confused then? Why is there an individual tab for the 50 points on the template? If it gets added to episode six shouldnt it just be a line in the episode six tab? Or auto populate from the mid season tab to the episode six tab to determine the total points earned. Using the template the way it is made only puts those extra 50 points into the overall season points.
Wells has 60 points according to your list, not 55!
Fixed!
Did Luke tell her he was falling for her?
Hi! Wells bought JoJo that bracelet. Hurray.
Gooood call. Updating now.
Does anyone know if next week on Monday July 4th if there will be a new episode or it’s a repeat?
No show next week. It will return the week after. :-(
“The Bachelorette” is still scheduled to air, but Chris Harrison said that it will not be an “original episode”. Maybe a clip show?
Does the shirt Wells got “shot” in count as a costume?
nah, it has to be appropriating another culture!
James Taylor said Jordon was not there for the right reasons. 30 points.