The moral of last night’s episode? NEVER date a Chad. 15 wildcard points went to Jordan, who was the first man to celebrate Chad leaving the house.
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- Alex: 50 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Chad: 0 points- Chase: 70 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Daniel: 0 points- Derek: 90 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Saying “steal her away” during said interrupting (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (35 points)
Evan: 60 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Grant: 35 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
James F.: o points- James Taylor: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Note: we did not award instrument points because he wasn’t playing the guitar for the Bachelorette herself or singing a song about her
- Jordan: 115 points STAT CORRECTION
- Wildcard points (15 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Luke: 70 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Robby: 150 points STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Expressing fear of a date activity (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Vinny: 35 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wells: 60 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
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Hello! First of all:
-Jordan’s dance moves.
-Alex in general.
-Derek’s mandles. (maybe we should make that a point category last time? they only showed his feet for a minute but it was enough for me to pause and sigh.)
Okay moving on.
-Jordan rode on a boat (+10)
-Derek (aka Jim Halpert) interrupted someone’s time and said “steal away” before his “pity rose” (p.s. i love him)
-Vinny cried
*next time re: mandles
Mandals? Melanie, I have to know. I clearly missed this. If you are referring to men’s sandals were they more of a huarache or a strappy variety? LOL
HAHA, Derek’s mandals…goodness gracious. Okay, so we added Jordan’s points (thanks for that!) and Derek’s. I saw Vinny’s eyes well up but in order for us to give those points, we have to see the moisture fall out of the eye at some point. Lol. We did that because on The Bachelor, all the female contestants were constantly welling up.
Hello fellow Bachelorette enthusiasts! Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe Jordan should have points for riding in a boat.
You are right! It’s been updated :)
:-)
This is our first season doing this and we are having the best time – your hilarious recaps are a huge highlight!
Wondering if Robby’s points should be upped a bit? I think he said a straight-up “I love you” which is 30 points (let’s not even discuss how insane that is – you’ve known her for all of like thirty seconds at this point) instead of saying he was “falling”, which is 20.
Thanks so much Erica! Ugh, we went back and forth abotu Robby. In the end, we decided to go with “falling for you” instead of “I love you” because his exact words were: “I’ve fallen in love with you.” It’s definitely a hybrid statement between the two categories but we felt like saying straight-up just “I love you” is still a bridge further.
Sorry to be a stickler about this one, but while they were watching the fireworks, (1hr 38 min and 26ish seconds into my DVR), he straight up said, “I love you.” Can you triple check on this one?
We’re going to rewatch tonight and will update if he does in fact say “I love you”. Stay tuned.
Thanks so much, ladies! Look forward to hearing what the final verdict is!
I think Robby mentioned “fear of a date activity” when they were jumping off the cliff? Thanks for logging these points week after week!
Hi Kristy! He did, you’re right. Adding that now. Thanks!!
Any gift points for James F (poem), Chase (the activity), Robby (wishing and tossing something in the fountain)?
Hi! Appreciate the enthusiasm but we decided no on all of these qualifying as gifts. Thanks!
did chase not give her a smooch?? i swear there was some lip action during the “activity”
Do we get points for Rose Ceremony 4???!!! Also, Robby def said ILY!!! Thanks !!
Hiiii. Rose Ceremony 4 points are in there :) That’s why some men got two rose points this week. I’ll consult with my co-founder about hearing “I love you” — I only heard “I’ve fallen in love with you.” Stay tuned!
oohhh My bad, I thought the strikeout meant we didn’t get any points. Thx. xo!
I could have sworn he said “I love you” during the fireworks!
He did say it. He said I’ve fallen in love with you, Jojo says aww and he said I love you I really do.
Also, both Vinny and Grant cried on camera.
Crocodile tears, though! No moisture fell.
Can we talk about Jordan’s hair? Is he channeling a 90210 Luke Perry circa 1993 or what? I am seriously crushing on him and it has ZERO to do with him!
Hahahah, my husband can’t stand his pompadour hair. But it all works for me too…I don’t want it too, but I’m powerless to stop it.
Is there anywhere on the site that has points totals for the season? Am I missing it? Sorry if I am!
Hey Todd — nope not quite. In our spreadsheet that you can download on the FAQs page, you keep track of the totals yourself. Sorry about that!
Hi! Chase kissed her on the lips before the first rose ceremony!
Good catch! Updated now. Thx!
Why does it say Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points) on Chase’s 2x?
There were two rose ceremonies on Monday.
Any word on the Robby love declaration? I updated my league totals last night but Robby is on my team, and selfishly, I’m hoping he earns more :)
Hi Chelsea! Yes, we’re updating now to reflect that he did say “I love you” in addition to “I’ve fallen in love with you.” Thanks!!
So I was rewatching the episode on abc.com earlier and happened to turn on the closed captions…it clearly shows that Robby says both “I’ve fallen in love with you JoJo” and then he says “I love you. I do” while they are still at dinner right after he was talking about his best friend that passed away. I uploaded screen shots from the episode with the closed captions for y’all to see! Hope this helps!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CQ5EbnRDLyqGXkfqbZd2GrSSF55xTKM34f1YVwGmZ7E/edit?usp=sharing
Thank you! We’ve updated accordingly!