“Can I just say something?” Too bad that question wasn’t a points category because I heard it about 35 times from the peanut gallery last night.
Nothing was really clarified, though. I don’t think Kaitlyn, Britt, or Jade got the closure they were hoping for from Chris. Carly emerged as a pseudo-villain. Ashley S., fresh off her onion farm, pranced around the stage. I’d love to get her going on a “9/11 was an inside job” rant. Kelsey cemented her role as the least sympathetic widow in the history of television. Chris Harrison wrote a romance novel (?) that I’d only consider buying to be ironic.
In other words, it was classic Bach.
Remember, these points are optional, and you can choose in your league if you want to award them to your teams post mid-season draft or from episode 1.
- Ashley S.: 25 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Britt: 65 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Asking Chris Soules why he got rid of her (15 points)
- Carly: 30 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Apologizing to another contestant (5 points)
- Jade: 65 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Asking Chris Soules why he got rid of her (15 points)
- Kaitlyn: 40 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Asking Chris Soules why he got rid of her (15 points)
- Kelsey: 75 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Apologizing to another contestant (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous fiance or husband (10 points)
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Megan: 10 points
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Trina: 20 points
- Saying “I’m not here to make friends” (20 points)
- Editor’s note: she said, “It’s the Bachelor; you’re not here to make friends!” but it’s damn close so we’re giving it to her.
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