Well, well, well. Last night’s episode is the reason we watch this show. We’d like to thank God, ABC’s booze budget, and Ashley S.’s parents for making that episode possible. #soblessed
Points update: we’ve decided to make a minor tweak to a points category. “Dancing with Chris at a concert” will forever more be known as “Dancing with Chris” and it’s worth 5 points. “Attending a private concert” will now be its own category, worth 5 points. We’ve retroactively awarded Kaitlyn 5 points this week for her breakdancing moment with Chris in the season premiere.
Wildcard Points Winner: Becca earned 20 points for saying “sh*t” in the limo when the zombies streaked past.
Alissa: 10 points- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Amber: 45 points
- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Ashley I.: 45 points
- Being selected to go on on a group date (1o points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Ashley S.: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Becca: 55 points
- Wildcard Points Winner: first contestant to be bleeped tonight (20 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Britt: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Carly: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jade: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Jillian: 65 points
- Having a body point blurred out at any point (3o points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jordan: 20 points- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Juelia: 85 points
- Mentions her kid (5 points)
- Mentions a previous husband (10 points)
- Mentions a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kaitlyn: 55 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Dancing last week (5 points)
- Kelsey: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Kimberly: 65 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Giving Chris a gift (mini-cactus) (5 points)
- Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)
- Mackenzie: 60 points
- Talking about her kid (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Megan: 80 points
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Nikki: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Samantha: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tandra: 10 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Tara: 35 points- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Tracy: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Trina: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Whitney: 30 points
- Giving Chris a gift (bottle of whisky) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tell us in the comments: what was your favorite WTF moment last night?
If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.
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