Season 11, Episode 1: Points

Permission to approach the bench?

What’d y’all think of last night’s crop? We think there are a few standouts. A lot of awesomely horrible hair decisions. A good number of dudes who aspire to play professional sports and/or played for one season when they were 19 but will continue to introduce themselves as a “professional ____ player” until they’re in a wheelchair. Also, an opera singer, firefighter, and pantsapreneur. Gang’s all here!

Are you already calling a frontrunner? Let us know in the comments! And please check back for an episode recap, which will be posted here by Wednesday morning at the latest.

Here’s how the points went down last night.

  • Andrew: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Bradley: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
    • Note: he did sing opera but not for Andi…yet.
  • Brett: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (the stolen hotel lamp) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Brian: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Carl: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that globe thingamajig) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Chris: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Cody: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Craig: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Dylan: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Emil: 0 points (Sha na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye)
  • Eric: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (those dolls from the Andes) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Jason: 0 points (The doctor is not in)
  • JJ: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (those hideous pants) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Josh B.: 5 points (Smell ya later)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that homemade pasta sauce they shared for 3 seconds) (5)
  • Josh M.: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Marcus: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Marquel: 30 points
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (delicious-seeming cookies and milk) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Mike: 5 points (He’s gonna wash that girl right outta his hair)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a piece of paper with his number on it) (5)
  • Nick S.: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Nick V.: 35 points
    • Getting the First Impression Rose
  • Patrick: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Ron: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)
  • Rudie: 5 points (Overruled)
    • Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that weird lawyer note) (5)
  • Steven: 0 points (Ride that surf into the sunset)
  • Tasos: 30 points
    • Gives the Bachelorette a gift (lock and key) (5)
    • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25)

P.S. If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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