Season 18, Episode 5: Points

What a hot, sweaty, teary mess of an episode. Juan Pablo and Renee got sweaty in the least sexy way possible. Andi turned her frown upside down and then back down again. And, forgetting what reality TV show she’s on, Nikki dressed for Survivor, glamour edition. Before we get to points, I have a bone to pick with Juan Pablo: Chico pissed me off last night with the dichotomy of gating kisses from Renee on her one-on-Juan date and then partaking in two moonlit, watery fondles with Clare, while back at the ranch the other gals entertained themselves with the umbrellas in their drinks. But, in typical form, he owned up to his actions eloquently and handled the situation with grace. Damn him. Here’s how the ladies fared in the points department.

  • Alli: 25 points (Adios)
    • Crying on camera
  • Andi: 40 points
    • Making out with Juan Pablo
    • Attempting to speak Spanish
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
  • Cassandra: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
  • Chelsie: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
  • Clare: 65 points
    • Making out with Juan Pablo
    • Getting the rose on a group date
    • Crying on camera
  • Danielle: zilch (See ya)
  • Kat: 25 points
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
  • Kelly: nada (Bye) 
  • Nikki: 65 points
    • Making out with Juan Pablo
    • Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
  • Renee: 40 points
    • Talking about your kid
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
    • Making out with Juan Pablo
  • Sharleen: 65 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish
    • Making out with Juan Pablo
    • Getting the rose to stay another week
    • Crying on camera

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please comment below. You might’ve caught something we didn’t. 

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