Holy blurred body parts, you guys. Last night’s episode was for point earners and dogs doing jobs. There were “I have a kid” confessions, one of the most dramatic bouts of drunken self-humiliation we’ve seen on this show ever, and far, far too many women wearing jean shorts on dates.
High fives for those of you who drafted Clare, our top point earner this week and the first one to say that she could be falling for Juan Pablo. Here’s how the rest of the gals shaped up.
- Alli: 30 points
- Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Amy L: 0 points (Bye, bye, bye.)
- Andi: 65 points
- Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Having a body part blurred out (30)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Cassandra: 55 points
- Talking about your kid (5)
- Crying on camera (25)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Chantel: 25 points (Everybody hurts.)
- Crying on camera (25)
- Chelsie: 35 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-Juan time (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Christy: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Clare: 80 points
- Talking about your parents’ relationship (5)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Juan or “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20)
- Dancing at a concert (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Making out with Juan Pablo (10)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Danielle: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Elise: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Kat: 30 points
- Dancing at a concert (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Kelly: 30 points
- Getting the rose on a group date (30)
- Lauren S: 30 points
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Lucy: 65 points
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-Juan time (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Having a body part blurred out (30)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Nikki: 35 points
- Talking about your parents’ relationship (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Renee: 30 points
- Talking about your kid (5)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Sharleen; 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
- Victoria: 50 points (Hit the road, Vic.)
- Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
- Hot tubbing (5)
- Appearing visibly drunk (15)
- Crying on camera (25)
In the words of our favorite Bachelor ever, “I’m having a very, very much good time with you.” The feeling’s mutual, Juannie.
Here’s to drunk girls everywhere who just wanna be step-moms already.
K
If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please comment below. You might’ve caught something we didn’t.
Which scene from last night’s episode was hardest for you to watch? Who do you think will be the last two standing?
I have Andi getting 85 points. Crying on camera (having to go naked)- 25 points. Attempting to speak Spanish (aventura discussion) -5 points. Having a body part blurred out any point (photoshoot)- 30 points. Getting the rose to stay another week- 25 points. Thanks for making this!
Hi Mir, we didn’t give Andi points for crying on camera. She was clearly visibly upset (we would be too in her spot!), but without a tear, a voice crack, or a sniffle, we didn’t count it as crying. If your league disagrees, feel free to add those points to your spreadsheet. We also gave Andi 5 points for hot tubbing on the roof with the other girls. Thanks again for playing, and come back tomorrow to relive the drama via our snarky episode recap.
Hi there! Thanks for taking the time to do all this! Question for you, did we miss an episode on Sunday!? When the show started last night I was completely lost. Also, do these Sunday episodes count in the points?
Hi Kaylin. Though we have been tuning in on Sundays when we can, the Sunday night episodes (which only run through Juanuary and end with Sean and Catherine’s wedding show) are extra behind-the-scenes type episodes and do not count toward each week’s point. So, nope, you’re not missing anything. I agree that last night’s episode started abruptly and was confusing, but we double checked that we didn’t miss anything before the start of Clare’s date and we didn’t. I think Victoria’s scandal took up a lot of air time, so they had to make some major edits elsewhere. Ay caramba.
Do you guys happen to know if they will be serving alcohol in the green room at the reunion show? Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease.
I think what you’re getting at is you’d like to see more of totally-sober, always-this-fun Victoria. Eeeeek, I’m not sure I can handle anymore!
I got 205 points last night! We each picked 4 girls because we started week 2. There are 5 of us who get together, drink wine, put a whole spread of yummy snacks and watch The Bachelor. I am so glad my friend Mark told us about this game because now it’s even better!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!
That’s a serious amount of points. Have you ever been more thankful for naked people? ;) Thanks for playing along with us and pass our thanks onto Mark!
If it’s not too much work, would it be possible to break down why each person got a certain amount of points? Thanks for putting this up!
Hey Christine! No problem at all; that’s a really good idea! We’re going to go back and put the points breakdown in our previous posts and we’ll continue doing it every week. :)