The contestants traveled to exotic Waukesha, Wisconsin for the next set of dates, which involved shoveling cow dung, little girls booting soccer balls at Nick’s face, slick roller rink moves that would’ve captivated 8-year-old me, and a completely staged interaction between Nick and an ex while strolling Main Street USA.
Also, apparently, rose ceremonies now occur at the top of every hour. Can we call it a cliffhanger if it happens every. single. week?
Wildcard points: 10 big boys to any lady to read a date card aloud. Those went to the sisters Danielle.
Get yer points below.
- Alexis: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Astrid: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Brittany: 25 points- Crying on camera (25 points)
Christen: 0 points- Corinne: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Danielle L.: 130 points (STAT CORRECTION)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelor’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Talking about her parent’s relationship (5 points)
- Getting the rose on a one-on-one date to stay another week (25 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
- Wildcard points: reading a date card aloud (10 points)
- Note: on her one-on-one date, she said: “I can see myself falling in love with him,” which doesn’t qualify for our points category “I am falling in love with him.”
- Also, that wasn’t a picnic. There were no snacks or bevvies.
- Don’t you dare clap back at me in the comments about these two points.
- Danielle M.: 50 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Wildcard points: reading a date card aloud (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Jaimi: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Jasmine G: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Josephine: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kristina: 80 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)
- Rachel: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Raven: 120 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelor’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Talking about her parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Getting the rose on a one-on-one date to stay another week (25 points)
- Saying to the camera “I’m falling in love with him” (20 points)
- Sarah: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Taylor: 55 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone else’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Vanessa: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Giving Nick a gift: homemade book from her students (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Whitney: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
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Looks like Raven’s rose was counted twice in your scoring. (25 points each)
Nah b. Read it again
The first one was for the rose ceremony at the start. Second one was for the one on one rose. Danielle didn’t get those points because she had the group date rose from the previous week and didn’t receive one at the rose ceremony
What This Guy and TeamRaven said.
I have no points of contention here, I just really want to make sure that everyone caught the child sitting INSIDE THE CLAW MACHINE on Raven’s date at the roller rink. I have so many questions.
haha my league actually commented on our board about it. I saw it was the instant family start up kit for Nick
lolllling at “instant family start-up kit”
Cristina, that was easily the best moment of last night!
Omg yes. That was amazing.
Thank you for everything you do! I love looking at your point analysis every week! <3
Thanks, Jess!
I thought Christen started crying when she didn’t get a rose…
Yeah she welled up but nothing fell out of the eyeball — I saw wetness on Brittany’s cheeks, so that’s why she got the crying points and not Christen.
I thought I had Kristina saying “falling” but I might have been “see myself falling.” Either way, thank you so much!
Ooooh, anyone else catch this? I’ll see what my co-founder says!
I believe Kristina’s was also a “see myself falling.”
Thanks so much for scoring every week! My league and I are truly grateful! We are also waiting for the day Harrison lets the episode end in a rose ceremony instead of a cat fight *sighs*
I’d like to know what the exact threshold for “appearing visibly drunk” is. Cuz it feels like my fantasy superstar Corrine is leaving points on the field.
Also I think that Corrine clearly expressed fear about the poopie activity on the group date.
I’d argue that she expressed her displeasure with shoveling poopie, not fear.
I believe that displeasure is rooted in fear of poopie.
This conversation is making me laugh out loud. Jacksaysgo, it could be argued that displeasure is rooted in fear, but we have no proof. If you can provide evidence (in the form of a peer-reviewed, scientific study, preferably), we will consider it.
Thank you!
Here is a peer reviewed scientific study as requested. Poopy fear is real.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3644539/
My husband caught a nip slip that was blurred out for Danielle L as she was walking into the concert with Nick. Anyone else see this?
Someone mentioned this in my league as well. I took a look again today on Hulu (start watching around 35:40) and I agree, I think it was blurred. It is hard to get a screenshot because it happens to be a sequence where they are moving so it is relatively grainy, but I emailed a few in!
Yes, I pointed this out to my group when it happened too. Bachelor isn’t known for subtle censoring like this.
Kate, Sara, Mike – you are correct. There was a very quick and subtle nip slip as they were walking into the concert. Danielle has found a style that works for her in plunge necklines, but that comes with risk, apparently. Updating now!
Thank you so much for posting the points every week! This is my first season doing a league and I’m loving it. Way too much fun for a weeknight. :)
Thanks, Kristin!! So glad to hear it.
I thought Danielle M read the date card out? Isn’t she the short haired blonde?
Both Danielles read a date card at separate points in the night — we made last night’s category valid for anyone reading a date card, not just the first person.
Hey Guys, Sorry for the late post, but to add the the above comment about Danielle L having her right nipple blurred out as they entered the concert. There were dangerously close to coming out all night in that dress but i think her hair covered it the other times.
Why does Vanessa not get the 25 for getting the rose to stay another week?
So Vanessa got a rose in last week’s episode on her one-on-one zero gravity date — which meant that she did not get a rose in the top of the hour rose ceremony this episode. It’s confusing, I know.
Hi there! Should Rachel have 45 points (20 for the ones you listed, plus an additional 25 for getting a rose to stay another week? Sorry for the late post, just want to make sure I am understanding correctly!
Rachel didn’t actually get a rose this episode – she got the track and field group date rose last week so got those rose points last week. (At this week’s top-of-the-hour rose ceremony she didn’t ‘get a rose’ because she already had one from the date aired on 1/16 – same with Vanessa.) The whole ‘cliffhanger cocktail party’ editing trend is making it all a little more confusing!!!
Yes, exactly. Thank you so much for spelling it out, Sara!
Am I missing the Bonus Points for tonight’s episode on your twitter?
Gah, no you didn’t miss it! We were late posting — we were both traveling today and didn’t have access to WiFi. 20 points to the first lady to tattle about house drama to Nick. I’m about to start the DVRed episode now!
Thanks!