An episode two cliffhanger, as I live and breathe! ABC, you keep us guessing, you saucy little minx. This episode saw Corinne revealing herself as a potential villain and Liz packing her bags to go home. We also saw Josephine go method during her faux break-up scene with Nick. Look out, Meryl Streep, our girl Josephine is young, hungry, and gunning for ya.
We’ve never had a points category for slapping before because it just doesn’t happen frequently enough on this show to warrant it. But maybe we need to reconsider that stance for next year. Slaps are like meteorites. They don’t come around often, but dammit, you’re happy to see ’em when they do.
Some women earned 0 points this episode, even though they weren’t sent home. Next week (as is the case with all episodes following cliffhangers), women will receive points for each rose they receive; in other words, we’ll be counting both rose ceremonies.
Wildcard points went to our shotgun bride, Alexis, for being the first to be bleeped for swearing while she was on her back grunting out an infant. 10 points, and mazel on the baby. Oh, and while we’re at it, happy birthday to your sweater puppies. The card’s in the mail.
- Alexis: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first one to get bleeped for swearing (10 points)
- Astrid: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Brittany: 60 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred (30 points)
- Expressing fear of a date activity (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Christen: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Corinne: 145 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Being a part of the winning team on a group date (15 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with him” to the camera (20 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Using the phrase “steal him away” during said interruption (5 points)
- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Getting the group date rose (35 points)
- Danielle L.: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Danielle M.: 100 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points
- Mentioning an ex-fiance (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Dominique: 0 points
Elizabeth “Liz”: 10 points- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Elizabeth: 20 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Hailey: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Jaimi: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Jasmine G: 20 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Josephine: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kristina: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Lacey: 20 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Rachel: 0 points
- Raven: 20 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Using the phrase “steal him away” during said interruption (5 points)
- Sarah: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Taylor: 30 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Using the phrase “steal him away” during said interruption (5 points)
- Vanessa: 10 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Whitney: 0 points
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Liz definitely cried during the group date when she’s talking to the camera.
No tears fell! We’re sticklers on this.
She definitely was wiping tears away on camera, so although we did not see the tear actually fall I think it should still count but okay….
Liz cried at least the entire episode.
HAHA it did seem that way but just crocodile tears. We require the tear to fall to get the points.
Taylor’s total should say 30
Ah, fixed! Thank you.
i believe danielle m. gets 20 points for being selected for the one-on-one date, not 10.
Yes, correct! Fixed. :)
Danielle m. Should get 10 more points for the one on one date.
You’re right! Updated.
If I’m correct, Liz eyes were red-rimmed, but there were no actual tears, so that would mean no points.
You got it, Melissa! Crocodile tears don’t earn ya points.
Hi! I thought Brittany had kissed Nick as well? And also, Danielle M. should get 20 points for the one-on-one date, and Taylor should have 30 points total.
Thanks, Dan! The second two have already been updated, and you’re right about Britt. I had it in my notes and somehow didn’t carry it over to the post.
Wasn’t Liz technically selected for a group date? That would earn her points… No?
She was given credit for that.
Should Jaimi have received points for taking about a past relationship. Cause she mentioned her relationship with a woman? Or was it not in depth enough?
I think the rule is it has to be a past fiance or husband (or wife!) rather than boyfriend/girlfriend.
Right, agree with Melanie. (Technically if it was past relationship, Liz would get ALL THE POINTS for bringing up Nick all night… although we’d have to debate if “relationship” includes one-night-stands.)
Yes, it has to be a fiance or spouse!
hey ladies,
quick question.
so when a girl gets eliminated (aka liz) do we count her points for that episode? or do they cancel out since she was eliminated?
thanks, anjelica
Hi there – yes, you still count them even if she was eliminated. She won’t be able to earn any more points during the season (except for the Women Tell All episode), but you get to count all points earned while she was there.
Shouldn’t Liz get points for being accused of being there for the wrong reasons? It was definitely mentioned that she was there just to be on TV.
Gotta be that exact phrase!
Christen received the group date rose during the second date(after Liz was eliminated) but never given the points.
I just realized this, too! Can we give her the points this week instead?
Yes, totally! I’ll give them to her this week.