Last night’s episode had everything: hot tubs a-plenty, whipped cream, bouncy castles, zero gravity ralphing, the patented Bachelor Mansion pool party, an athletic competition judged by decorated Olympians. You know it’s a good ep when an appearance by your five main squeezes circa 1998, the Backstreet Bois, gets second sentence billing in our points recap.
BachFantasy Nation, I do need your help identifying one woman from a screen-grab. While the ladies went to check out the bouncy castle situation, one lady’s derriere was blurred. WHO IS THIS MYSTERY LADY? I have narrowed it down to Sarah or Christen based on hair color and length. Tell me who you think it is, and this Mystery Tush will get 30 more points.
UPDATE: The comments are leaning heavily towards Sarah. We’re awarding her the points unless you have definitive proof it’s another lady (email us the proof at [email protected] if so).
Wildcard points last night: 15 smackers to the first lady to speculate about the one-on-one date. Those went to Dominique, who also went home.
Also some ladies have double rose points below; that’s because there was a rose ceremony at the top of the show and some contestants also earned roses on dates.
- Alexis: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Astrid: 65 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Being a part of the winning team who gets to spend alone time with the Bach on a group date (15 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Brittany: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Christen: 60 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the group date rose last week (35 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Corinne: 110 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Having a body part blurred (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Giving the Bachelor a gift (whipped cream) (5 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Expressing fear of a date activity (10 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Danielle L.: 115 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Being apart of the winning team that gets to spend alone time with Nick on a group date (15 points)
- Singing for the Bachelor (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)
- Danielle M.: 0 points
Dominique: 75 points- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Wildcard points: first to speculate about the one-on-one date (15 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Elizabeth: 0 pointsHailey: 30 points- Giving a gift (marshmallows) (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Jaimi: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Jasmine G: 55 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Josephine: 30 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Singing to the Bachelor (5 points)
- Kristina: 60 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
Lacey: 0 points- Rachel: 80 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the group date rose (35 points)
- Raven: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Sarah: 90 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
- Taylor: 55 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Vanessa: 90 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelor on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Whitney: 50 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
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That’s Sarah in the top photo.
That’s what the majority of commenters are saying. Updated her points accordingly. Thank you!
Not 100% but I thought the mystery tush was Brittany
Sorry, Merv, you’ve been over-ruled! The majority of the commenters are going for Sarah. Thank you for playing “Mystery Tush.”
Could it not be Brittany? If not, my vote would be Sarah. Christen doesn’t seem like the type.
Side note, when you make stat corrections, could you include what the change is/how many points?
Many commenters are saying Sarah, so we awarded her the points.
Sorry, we know the stat corrections are a bit frustrating — one suggestion I have is to check midday on Tuesday (after 2 p.m. or so) once the dust has settled a little bit and people have had time to argue their points suggestions and we’ve updated accordingly (or laughed heartily from our thrones of power while saying no)?
Brittany or Sarah
We’re going with Sarah!
I thought it was Brittany!
Ah the other commenters have ruled Sarah. Thank you for playing Mystery Bottom.
I thought the booty belonged to Danielle M. No clue!
The contestants are tough to tell apart, esp in grainy one-second screengrabs. Most people thought it was Sarah, so that’s where we awarded the points.
Sarah is in the top photo! Also, shouldn’t Danielle M get points since she received a rose to stay another week?
So Danielle M. is a tricky one! She received points LAST week for getting the rose on the one-on-one date. Thus, she didn’t receive a rose at the top of the hour for Episode 3.
THEN, there was no rose ceremony at the end of Episode 3. So Danielle M. totally got the shaft.
Motherf***er! I could’ve used those points desperately this week!
Shouldn’t Corinne get points for expressing fear in a date activity (dancing)?
Great call. Updated!
looks like Sarah
That’s who everyone is leaning toward. Thank you for playing Mystery Tush. Points have been updated!
I believe that is Sarah. With the hair that color and The top she is wearing.
Cool, cool. Everyone is leaning toward Sarah for Mystery Tush. Points are updated! Thank you for loaning your butt-detecting abilities.
are we not counting the backstreet boys concert as a..concert?
Facepalm. For the longest time, that category used to be “attending a private concert” so it didn’t register with me last night. But of course it’s just “attending a concert” now. Updated accordingly!
Still not updated for all of them
christen is owed a stat correction for this
It’s Sarah’s bottom for sure.
Wasn’t it Josephine who sang for the bachelor, not Danielle?
Danielle sang to him in private while they were dancing onstage with BSB. BUT I just saw another comment about Josephine in the credits (my DVR cut off). I’ll update accordingly.
I think the consensus is leaning towards Sarah…
The best unintentional comedy moment of the episode. Great reaction shots from the girls who overheard!
The blurred tush is definitely Sarah!
What about Corinne expressing fear over a date activity: dancing?
The consensus seems to be leaning toward Sarah! And thanks for the catch about the fear of the date activity. Updated!
In last weeks episode – showing the preview for this weeks episode, it shows Sarah in her fringey top in the kitchen. It’s already been ruled Sarah but just in case you needed more info! :)
Shouldn’t Josephine get points for singing (during the credits)?
Oh snap my DVR cut off so I didn’t see that but you’re the second person to mention it. I’ll update!
It’s Sarah!
I believe you’re right. Thank you for playing Mystery Buttocks.
I thought it was Alexis because of the top, but I could be wrong!
Dan the Man, you’re being overruled — the other commenters believe it’s Sarah. Points have been updated and we thank you for playing Mystery Tush.
No points for attending a concert for the Backstreet Boys group date?
Also, looks like Sarah
Updated for the concert! For the longest time the points category used to be “Attending a private concert” so it didn’t register.
And thank you, the consensus seems to be Sarah!
I also thought it was Josephine who sang for Nick. And also, would someone giving Vanessa a barf bag be considered “receiving medical attention”?
Also that Vanessa had expressed fear of skydiving!
Updated Josephine’s points! She sang too — my DVR cut it off.
We decided that giving Vanessa a barf bag doesn’t count as medical attention. It’s more of a janitorial service at that point…
I’d ask that you ladies consider adding “vomiting on a date” or getting kissed on the same date you’ve already vomited should me a new category or bonus modifier to ‘kissed the bachelor’ points. The “I’m judging you line”, or just calling the bachelor out in general feels like it should be rewarded.
didn’t josephine sing to the bach (in the end bit)?
Apparently so. My DVR cut off so I did not see that but I updated accordingly based on other comments. Hit refresh to see the new points with stat corrections!
lobbying for “visibly drunk” points for jasmine- she was slurring her words and then took a (hilarious) tumble during the evening portion of the group date.
This was a tricky one but we didn’t feel Jasmine exhibited enough to show she was visibly drunk — the fall could be construed that way, but damn she was rocking killer heels too and that floor looked slippery AF.
She was definitely bombed. When Nick came back to hand out the rose, she was clearly drunk and losing her mind. I vote “visibly drunk” !! for sure!
I thought that was Alexis. She was wearing a floral kimono type top over her bikini and peeking through the gate.
I thought Alexis too, originally. HOWEVER her kimono was blue and more floral — this was white with fringe.
The other commenters are overwhelmingly leaning towards Sarah, so we’ve awarded her the points. Thank you for playing Mystery Tush.
How does Danielle M have no points? She didn’t go home did she? Thank you! Holly
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It’s confusing, for sure. So Danielle M. got the rose on the one-on-one date last week (Ep 2), which means she didn’t receive a rose at the rose ceremony at the top of the hour in Episode 3. Then, there was no rose ceremony at the end of Episode 3. Danielle was hardly featured in the episode at all, so no points for her.
Christen was on the Backstreet boys date, looks like she got points for dancing but not for attending a concert.
Yeah gotta add that in.
Wasn’t Rachel part of a winning team on a group date, that led to the final race to the hot tub?
Nope, the points category is that you have to be a part of the winning team that spends alone time with Nick.
Wouldn’t Whitney get points for winning the group date?
Never mind that was Astrid…… I can’t tell these girls apart!!!!!
Why no points for Danielle M? Did she not get a rose?
Thank you for doing all the hard work.
We are enjoying playing Bachelor Fantasy.
She got the one-on-one rose that was technically last weeks episode and there wasn’t a rose ceremony for this weeks.
Thank you for explaining/reminding me.
A week is a long time to remember stuff. HA HA
What Yellow Umbrella Girl said.
It’s Sarah!
Yeah that’s what majority of people said — points were updated.
I don’t think Christen received a group date rose this episode yet she is getting the 35 points for it… Danielle L. received the rose for the Backstreet Boys date and Rachel received the rose for the Track & Field date. Weren’t those the only two group dates?
Last week we ended with the Liz bombshell before Nick handed out the rose; in the first 5 minutes someone (Astrid?) mentioned Christen got the rose, so she gets the points this week since it’s new information.
So last week Christen received the group date rose and we didn’t include it. Rather than issue a stat correction, we gave it to her this week. That’s why it says “(last week)” in parentheses.
HEARSAY! We are relying on the word of Astrid here?! On camera or it didn’t happen! (similar to tears, nudity, etc.)
What about Vanessa expressing fear of a date activity?!
And points for medical attention!
She expressed fear of skydiving but that wasn’t the date. And we decided getting a barf bag handed to her doesn’t count as medical attention.
Definitely Sarah’s Ass..its lovely
Shouldn’t Danielle M get 25 for getting the rose to stay another week too
Danielle M. earned her rose in episode 2 on her one-on-one date. Because episode 3 didn’t have a rose ceremony, she technically didn’t earn one this week.
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