Season 18, Episode 1: Points

We’ve reposted week 1 points since technical difficulties kept us from getting your comments on our earlier post. Comment your corazones out!

How’d your draft go? Last night’s season premiere was quite a doozy. We had a lot of (mostly futile attempts at) Spanish-speaking, a few crocodile tears, and even a soccer pun—way to make unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy sound flirty, Renee.

Ranked in order from top scorers to lowest, here’s how JP’s gals did last night. If you’re the league commissioner, go ahead and add up the points of each girls’ draft picks in your individual leagues, and figure out who just earned bragging rights until next Monday.

– J

  • Alexis: 5 points  (we hardly knew ye)
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
  • Alli: 30 points
    • Playing soccer (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Amy J: 5 points (TTYL)
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
  • Amy L: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Andi: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Ashley: 0 points (and none for Gretchen Weiners)
  • Cassandra: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Chantel: 30 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Chelsie: 35 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
    • Playing soccer (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Christine: 0 points (bounce baby out that door)
  • Christy: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Clare: 40 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Danielle: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Elise: 35 points
    • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Kat: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Kelly: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Kylie: 0 points (hasta la vista, Kylie)
  • Lacy: 0 points (beat it, beat it)
  • Lauren H: 25 points (she gone)
    • Crying on camera (25)
  • Lauren S: 30 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Lucy: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Maggie: 0 points (adios)
  • Nikki: 25 points
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Renee: 35 points
    • Making a soccer pun (5)
    • Talking about your kid (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)
  • Sharleen: 35 points
    • Getting the First Impression Rose (35)
  • Valerie: 0 points (later days)
  • Victoria: 30 points
    • Attempting to speak Spanish (5)
    • Getting a rose to stay another week (25)

So, how’s your team shaping up? Anyone pretty confident they drafted THE ONE? Stay tuned for an episode recap, either later today or first thing tomorrow.

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please comment below. You might’ve caught something we didn’t. 

7 thoughts on “Season 18, Episode 1: Points

  1. Jordan says:

    Hmmmm… it looks like you may have forgotten the -5000 points for acting like a total WEIRDO when receiving the first impression rose. Just saying.

    • Bach Fantasy says:

      Jordan – that reaction might have been a first in Bachelor history! However, given that I drafted Sharleen, I am opposed to your suggestion to subtract 5000 points. I came to win.

  2. Kaylin says:

    Thanks so much for taking the time to do all this! I greatly appreciate it.

    • Bach Fantasy says:

      Our pleasure Kaylin! Thanks for playing, and be sure to come back tomorrow morning for a snarky recap of week 1’s happenings.

  3. Dee says:

    This is the awesomest thing ever! Thanks for taking the time to create this.

  4. Smithe2 says:

    Nice post. I study one thing more difficult on completely different blogs everyday. kgeddckgbkgedgda

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