We made it through the wildernesssss. Somehow we made it throooooough. JoJo chose her man, and now they have a great portmanteau: JoJor. Hope JoJor makes it work and pop out a couple of babies with huge Jimmy Neutron-style coifs and pants so tight they cut off their circulation.
BEST UNDERRATED MOMENT during the finale? When they cut to the live studio audience after she lets Robby go, and everyone is sitting shell-shocked like they’d just received extremely personal, deeply troubling news. We’d kill to be in that audience; you know yo gals would give the producers some MONEY reaction shots.
Thanks again for another great season! We won’t be scoring “Bachelor in Paradise” but we will be occasionally live-tweeting, so you can follow us there if you’re missing our snark. Rest up in the off-season — take that vacation, schedule that surgery you’ve been putting off. We’ll see you right back here for the next season of “The Bachelor” when you’re rested and ready.
- Jordan: 335 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (hat; note) (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Being told “I love you” by the Bachelorette (50 points)
- Proposing or being proposed to (85 points)
- Winning the Final Rose (100 points)
- Robby: 110 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (flowers; photos; note) (5 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)