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Season 11, Episode 7: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 11:00:25 +0000

Welp, this season we’ve got rose ceremonies at the beginning of every episode and Fantasy Suites happening BEFORE hometown dates.

I never realized how much Chris Harrison resembles Plutarch of The Hunger Games, changing the rules in the Hunger Games arena when he knows K~~atniss~~aitlyn has outsmarted him.

You take some unauthorized off-camera time without asking? Oh, okay, we’re gonna GIVE YOU unauthorized camera time. Say goodbye to three dudes this week and march your ass into that Fantasy Suite, toots. It’s like when your mom catches you smoking a cigarette and makes you finish the whole pack in front of her.

Chris Harrison is your mom. Chris Harrison is Plutarch Heavensbee. This is Chris Harrison’s world, and we’re just living in it. Don’t you ever forget it.

Wildcard points would’ve gone to the first person who expressed a desire to go home, but alas, none did.

Ben H.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Ben Z.: 20 points~~ (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased relative (10 points)
  - Editor’s note: He did ask to “steal [Kaitlyn] away” but he wasn’t interrupting someone’s one-on-one time so it doesn’t count
~~Chris: 95 points~~
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
  - Editor’s note: Whoa, dude.
Jared: 30 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~JJ: 50 points~~ (stat correction)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a previous wife (10 points)
- Mentioning his kid (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Kaitlyn (20 points)
Joe: 85 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose on a two-on-one date (40 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Telling the Bachelorette he’s falling in love with her (20 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Nick V.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Shawn B.: 55 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~Tanner: 0 points~~

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Season 11, Episode 4: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 11:00:08 +0000

One villain exits stage left, another enters stage right. We bid adieu to Clint but Nick Viall (of Andi Dorfman’s season) weaseled his way onto yet another season of “The Bachelorette.” I personally get strange vibes from him and I did not care one iota for his airing of, ahem, private matters on the “Women Tell All” two seasons ago.

A lot of you inquired about drafting Nick V. We will score him for those leagues who did indeed draft him early in the season. If your league didn’t draft him (and you’re wishing you did), we decided this was a fair rule: you can draft Nick onto your individual team, but only if you drop two of your players that are still on the show. (Obviously, talk to your league commissioner and decide as a league how you want to proceed.)

Personally, in our league, we’re happy to watch the Nick V. circus without participating, so don’t feel like someone in your league has to draft him.

This week saw the first usage of another new points category this year: riding on a boat (10 points).

Wildcard points went to Tanner, who was overtly negative about his feelings toward Nick V. Jonathan mentioned something about Nick V. being a “dark cloud” but immediately after that, Tanner took the shit-talk to the next level, and that’s the kind of commitment we were looking for.

Onto the points!

Ben H.: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Ben Z.: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Chris: 65 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
~~Clint: 0 points~~
Corey: 30 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Ian: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Jared: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
JJ: 50 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Joe: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
Jonathan: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Joshua: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Justin: 55 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Nick V.: 10 points (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Ryan B.: 25 points
- Being selected go to on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Shawn B.: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Tanner: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first to say something overtly negative about JJ (20 points)

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Season 11, Episode 3: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:00:02 +0000

But actually, where do we start? Diapers, gypsy hearts, ball sacs, tampins, bloody snake toilets, romantic bro times (?), villains. I COULD KEEP GOING. This week has brought us the BachFantasy debut of one of our new points categories “Wearing a costume or clothing native to another country,” and A LOT of blurred out body part points.

Ben H.: 75 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
Ben Z.: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Chris: 80 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Clint: 60 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
Corey: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Cory: 0 points~~
~~Daniel: 0 points~~
Ian: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jared: 105 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Teling the Bachelorette that someone in the house “isn’t here for the right reasons” (30 points)
JJ: 55 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
Joe: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
Jonathan: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Joshua: 60 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first person to talk smack on JJ (25 points)
Justin: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette (10 points)
Ryan B.: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected go to on a group date (10 points)
Shawn B.: 130 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
Tanner: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
~~Tony: 105 points~~
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Leaving the show on his own accord (30 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that puny dandelion) (5 points)

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Season 19, Episode 11: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 10 Mar 2015 11:00:30 +0000

Another season down the corn silo, folks! Who won in your league? Any upsets? I think Whitney was the most excited winner in the show’s history. I half-expected her to chew up that final rose and swallow it. But dagnabbit if I don’t believe in their love. My jagged edges are being sanded down with each passing year.

ALSO: can we talk about the double dose of Bachelorettes? Becca put it best in a tweet last night:

Throw us a frickin’ bone here, ABC. Okay, here are the points from last night’s finale.

~~Becca: 55 points~~ (stat correction)
- Kissing Chris (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Saying, “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)
Whitney: 200 points
- Kissing Chris (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Chris (30 points)
- Winning the Final Rose (100 points)

Bonus Points for Having Drafted the Next Bachelorette

Britt: 40 points
- Being chosen as the next Bachelorette (40 points)
Kaitlyn: 40 points
- Being chosen as the next Bachelorette (40 points)

Don’t forget to check back in with us before the Bachelorette: 2 Hot 2 Handle kicks off, and tell your Bach-lovin’ friends about us, too. Thanks so much for playing along. It’s been a pleasure!

Season 19, Episode 9: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 12:00:13 +0000

Fantaaaasy suiiiiteeesssss!

Wildcard points: 40 points went to Becca for being the first woman to say, “I’m so excited to spend alone time with Chris/without cameras.”

Becca: 170 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love” to Chris (20 points)
- Wildcard points (40 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Kaitlyn: 130 points~~
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love” to Chris (20 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Whitney: 175 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased love one (10 points)
- Saying “I love you” (30 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with Chris” (20 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Women Tell All: Special Points Edition

We’re going to add a few special categories to score during the Women Tell All episode next Monday and we’d love your suggestions. Points categories can be phrases or actions. For example, “Rolling her eyes when someone else is talking: 20 points” or “Getting bleeped for profanity: 15 points.” Leave a comment with your suggested categories and we’re going to pick our favorites.

We’ll send out a blog post by Friday with the special points listed out.

Season 19, Episode 7 and Episode 8: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 17 Feb 2015 12:00:36 +0000

Chris came in to this week guns blazin’, ready to break some hearts. Poor Megan needed a motorcycle helmet on her heart, Carly needed buckets of Pepto, and Britt needed to get her story straight. Arlington: hot or not?

Now that we’ve all invested 4 hours of our week in The Bachelor, let’s see where it leaves our teams.

Wildcard Points Winners: Britt nabbed the wildcard points in each episode—see below.

Episode 7 Points

Becca: 0 points
Britt: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- WILDCARD points for saying she really needed the one-on-one time (25 points)
Carly: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Jade: 50 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with Chris” to the camera (20 points)
Kaitlyn: 125 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 point)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
~~Megan: 25 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Whitney: 60 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with Chris” to the camera (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)

Episode 8 Points

Becca: 130 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)
~~Britt: 60 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- WILDCARD points for telling Chris she could see herself in Iowa (25 points)
~~Carly: 25 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
~~Jade: 160 points~~ (stat correction)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out any point (30 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)
Kaitlyn: 40 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)
Whitney: 165 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)

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Season 19, Episode 6: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 10 Feb 2015 12:00:44 +0000

Last night was a points bonanza! If looks could kill, there’d be no one left standing on this show. The girls were throwing major shade at group-date-rose-winner Britt, who—according to Whitney—committed the cardinal sin of not even appreciating country music. We ended with a delicious two-on-one date with Ashley I. and Kelsey in the Elephant Graveyard from The Lion King. As soon as that date card arrived, I was like:

On to the points. This might be an unpopular decision but I’m gonna double-down, (so just try and come at me, bro): Whitney is the only one seen do-si-doing on camera with Chris after all the ladies sang individually on the group date. I watched it about five times. Once in slow-mo. So she’s the only one we’re awarding dancing points to (besides Britt, who danced at the concert with Chris).

Peace be with you.

Lastly, we didn’t award any rose ceremony points for the end of Episode 6 because there wasn’t a rose ceremony. Chris did send both Ashley I. and Kelsey home, so that’s probz why ABC skipped the rose ceremony. But no rose = no points.

~~Ashley I.: 75 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
Becca: 80 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 6 (25 points)
Britt: 60 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
Carly: 40 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Jade: 50 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
Kaitlyn: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
~~Kelsey: 125 points~~
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Needing medical attention (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous fiance or husband (10 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Wildcard points for calling Chris “handsome” on the two-on-one date (20 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
~~Mackenzie: 25 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Megan: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week in Episode 5 (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
~~Samantha: 0 points~~
Whitney: 45 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing for Chris (5 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 19, Episode 5: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 03 Feb 2015 12:00:00 +0000

For every skeevy, exploitative psychopath this show gives us, they also give us a precious little idiot, happy as a clam in a sombrero, doing the macarena. Bless.

We were in a bit of a pickle this week, since there was no rose ceremony. We decided to award the points that were earned in this episode only. Next week, if the episode picks up with the rose ceremony, we will add those points to the episode 6 tallies.

Ashley I.: 35 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Becca: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Britt: 80 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Carly: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jade: 40 points
- Being selected for a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
Jordan: 75 points
- Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Kaitlyn: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Kelsey: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous husband or fiance (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Needing medical attention (20 points)
Mackenzie: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Megan: 35 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Samantha: 10 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Whitney: 70 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for him” to the camera (20 points)

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 19, Episode 4: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:00:00 +0000

Sisters, virgins, (pants) tents, oh my! Tonight’s episode featured no fewer than three breakdowns from Ashley I., a sociopathic exit from our favorite looney tune, Ashley S., and NO TENT SEX. What the hell, ABC?? I feel betrayed by this season’s previews. Not cool.

Anyway, let’s get down to business.

Ashley I.:70 points (stat correction)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Ashley S.: 50 points~~
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I love you” to Chris (30 points)
Becca: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Britt: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Carly: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jade: 140 points (stat correction)
- Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Mentioning a previous fiance (10 points)
- WILDCARD: Chris saying he could see Jade as his future wife (40 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Attending a private concert (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Jillian: 65 points~~
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
~~Juelia: 40 points~~
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Mentioning her kid (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Kaitlyn: 80 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred at any point (30 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
Kelsey: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Mackenzie: 35 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Megan: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
~~Nikki: 10 points~~ (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Samantha: 35 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Whitney: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Jillian’s butt bar, I think we’ll miss you most.

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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Season 19, Episode 3: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 20 Jan 2015 13:00:38 +0000

We’re really getting in the groove of this beast, aren’t we? Last night brought us Jimmy Kimmel, squealing hogs, and a scene from Wedding Crashers reimagined as a PG movie.

Wildcard Points Winner: No one! Not one lady made a disparaging remark about Ashley S., who was on her best behavior. I guess it’s physics—for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. We’ll make next week’s wildcard points worth double to make up for it.

We will also award 10 points to whichever one of you can tell us what’s going on with Jillian’s undercarriage.

~~Amber: 50 points~~
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Ashley I.: 70 points (stat correction)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Ashley S.: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Becca: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Talking about her parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
Britt: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Carly: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jade: 35 points
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jillian: 80 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (1o points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Juelia: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Mentioning a previous husband or fiance (10 points)
- Mentioning her kid (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Kaitlyn: 60 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Kelsey: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Mackenzie: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Megan: 35 points (stat correction)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Nikki: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Samantha: 35 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Tracy: 10 points~~
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
~~Trina: 0 points~~
Whitney: 60 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

And then there were 15. Dun dun.

Who are your picks for the final 3? Any teams still fully in tact out there?

If you think we made a mistake with any of the points, please let us know in the comments below. You may have caught something we didn’t.

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