Whaboom vs. Aspiring Drummer was the TV feud I didn’t know I needed. We were laughing so hard we upset the dog.
The Bach needs more Ellen, less urban horseback riding, and more mud-wrestling (but only with the dudes).
We didn’t give Bryce points for talking shit about another contestant, by name — because he didn’t talk to the Bachelorette, he told Raven and Company. Oh my god, that’s the name of my new distressed jeans company.
Wildcard points were going to be 15 to the first guy to comfort Rachel about DeMario, but no one really did. So, two weeks with no wildcard points. We’ll try and get a good category next week.
ALSO LIFE UPDATE: both yo’ girls are now living in Denver. We’re trying to get back on the East Coast/Midwest live tweet stream…but in the meantime, we’ll be tweeting on mountain time.
- Adam: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Alex: 100 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (35 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Anthony: 115 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Attending a concert (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
Blake E.: 15 points -STAT CORRECTION- Saying that someone in the house “is not here for the right reasons” (15 points)
- Brady: 75 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Bryan: 65 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Bryce: 75 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Dean: 55 points – STAT CORRECTION
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
DeMario: 0 points- Diggy: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Eric: 105 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (35 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
Fred: 50 points– STAT CORRECTION- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Iggy: 60 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Jack Stone: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
Jamey: 0 points- Jonathan: 55 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Josiah: 15 points
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Kenny: 80 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Mentioning his kid (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Lee: 90 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Shoving another contestant (20 points)
- Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
Lucas: 35 points- Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)
- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Matt: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Peter: 40 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
- Will: 65 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family and/or friends (15 points)
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