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Season 11, Episode 9: Points

Soooo…calling it now: Ben H. is the next Bachelor, yeah? Like, get woke. He’s the most total package contestant this show has ever seen. The Men Tell All is next week; we’ll be scoring, so don’t you worry. Have any suggestions for special points categories? Leave ’em in the comments below.

Wildcard points: first man to go shirtless won 25 points. Obvi went to Shawn.

  • Ben H.: 110 points (stat correction)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Going on a picnic (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
  • Nick V.: 170 points (stat correction)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Going on a picnic (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
    • Dancing (5 points)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)
  • Shawn B.: 295 points (stat correction)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
    • Wildcard points: first man to take his shirt off (25 points)
    • Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
    • Telling the Bachelorette someone in the house “isn’t here for the right reasons” (30 points)
    • Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
    • Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

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Season 11, Episode 8: Points

I’m putting this in writing: if Ben doesn’t win in the end, I’m moving back to Denver to find him and kiss his face and body and more.

bodyready

In other news, Shawn needs a yoga class or a Xanax (or both). Nick…whatever. I don’t even care. Here’s where we landed after episode 8:

  • Ben H.: 85 points (stat correction)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
    • Riding on a boat (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
  • Jared: 45 points (stat correction)
    • Crying on camera (25 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
  • Joe: 50 points (stat correction)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (3o points)
      • Editor’s note: I had to rewind 4 times to hear him actually say that. Speak clearly, boy.
  • Nick V.: 150 points (stat correction)
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
      • Editor’s note: Nick said “mind if I grab this lovely lady?,” not “steal her away.” No additional points.
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
  • Shawn B.: 65 points
    • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
    • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
    • Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
    • Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)

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