Bach Fantasy » Points: Season 11

Season 11: Finale Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 28 Jul 2015 12:00:37 +0000

Well, Nick, you win some, you lose some. Or you lose them all, actually. Sorry, buddy. But a big ol’ Mazel Tov to K + S. We hope to see you on many more People magazine covers together. Though Nick did not receive the final rose, he still pulled in some serious pointage last night, proving once and for all that homie knows how to play this game.

Nick V.: 145 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family (15 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Wildcard points: Being the first guy to ask for Kaitlyn’s dad for his blessing (50 points)
Shawn B.: 160 points
- Meeting the Bachelorette’s family (15 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Winning the Final Rose (100 points)

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Season 11: Men Tell All Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 21 Jul 2015 17:19:17 +0000

For a show that’s called “The Men Tell All,” I sure didn’t learn shit last night. What a snooze. Although there was some rampant trash-talking and weird apologies (get off your dang knees, Ian). Here’s how it all shook out.

We didn’t score flashbacks to the season. For example, they showed His Royal Foxiness Ben H. boxing in a helmet but we didn’t award him points for wearing a helmet. It’s like double jeopardy; you can’t get points for the same crime twice. (Thanks for staying with me through that mixed metaphor.)

Lastly, I paused so. many. times during that “Bachelor in Paradise” clip. I tried to get everyone. I might’ve missed someone. (Was that Joshua making out in the bed with a lady?) I know we said yesterday that the contestants had to be announced but I only meant that they had to be featured as being on Bachelor in Paradise in some way. Making an appearance in the season preview totally counts.

Ben H.: 25 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
Ben Z.: 50 points
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Saying that he had “fallen in love with Kaitlyn” (25 points)
Chris: 5 points
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
Clint: 5 points
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
Corey: 10 points
- Speaking negatively about Kaitlyn (10 points)
Ian: 20 points (stat correction)
- Apologizing to another contestant (5 points)
- Apologizing to Kaitlyn (10 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a note) (5 points)
Jared: 80 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
- Saying that he had “fallen in love with Kaitlyn” (25 points)
JJ: 60 points
- Apologizing to another contestant (5 points)
- Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
Joe: 30 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
Jonathan: 35 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Speaking negatively about Kaitlyn (10 points)
Joshua: 5 points
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)
Justin: 25 points
- Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
Kupah: 10 points
- Speaking negatively about Kaitlyn (10 points)
Ryan M.: 15 points
- Apologizing to Kaitlyn for his behavior on the show (10 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a flower) (5 points)
Tanner: 0 points
Tony: 5 points
- Being featured on the blooper reel (5 points)

Introducing Season 11’s “Men Tell All” Special Points Categories

Bach Fantasy — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:42:34 +0000

Based on popular opinion from the last couple of seasons, we’re continuing to score the “Men Tell All” episode this year. It remains optional, so if you decide not to award these points in your league, no biggie. We’re hoping that this gives teams who aren’t doing as well a chance to catch up and make the finale even more exciting in your leagues.

Here’s what we’ll be scoring during the Men Tell All (in addition to the regular points):

Entering a guess as to which man will get the final rose (5 points)
Apologizing to another contestant (5 points)
Being featured on the Blooper Reel (5 points; available once per contestant)
Saying the word “bromance” (5 points)
Saying the name “Britt” (5 points)
Saying that he didn’t know Kaitlyn and Nick had been “intimate” (10 points)
Apologizing to Kaitlyn for his behavior on the show (10 points)
Speaking negatively about/toward Kaitlyn (10 points)
Mentioning a new romantic interest in his life (10 points)
Being accused of lying by another contestant (15 points)
Asking Kaitlyn why she got rid of him/what went wrong (15 points)
Admitting that feelings still remain for Kaitlyn (20 points)
Getting chosen for a one-on-one interview in the Hot Seat with Chris Harrison (25 points)
Getting chosen to go on Bachelor in Paradise (25 points)
- Must be officially announced on the show

No wildcard points for this episode. Good luck!

Season 11, Episode 9: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 14 Jul 2015 04:30:06 +0000

Soooo…calling it now: Ben H. is the next Bachelor, yeah? Like, get woke. He’s the most total package contestant this show has ever seen. The Men Tell All is next week; we’ll be scoring, so don’t you worry. Have any suggestions for special points categories? Leave ’em in the comments below.

Wildcard points: first man to go shirtless won 25 points. Obvi went to Shawn.

~~Ben H.: 110 points~~ (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
Nick V.: 170 points (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)
Shawn B.: 295 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
- Wildcard points: first man to take his shirt off (25 points)
- Having a body part blurred out (30 points)
- Telling the Bachelorette someone in the house “isn’t here for the right reasons” (30 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)

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Season 11, Episode 8: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 12:07:16 +0000

I’m putting this in writing: if Ben doesn’t win in the end, I’m moving back to Denver to find him and kiss his face and body and more.

In other news, Shawn needs a yoga class or a Xanax (or both). Nick…whatever. I don’t even care. Here’s where we landed after episode 8:

Ben H.: 85 points (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~Jared: 45 points~~ (stat correction)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~Joe: 50 points~~ (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (3o points)
  - Editor’s note: I had to rewind 4 times to hear him actually say that. Speak clearly, boy.
Nick V.: 150 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
  - Editor’s note: Nick said “mind if I grab this lovely lady?,” not “steal her away.” No additional points.
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Accepting the Fantasy Suite invitation (75 points)
Shawn B.: 65 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette or “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)

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Season 11, Episode 7: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 11:00:25 +0000

Welp, this season we’ve got rose ceremonies at the beginning of every episode and Fantasy Suites happening BEFORE hometown dates.

I never realized how much Chris Harrison resembles Plutarch of The Hunger Games, changing the rules in the Hunger Games arena when he knows K~~atniss~~aitlyn has outsmarted him.

You take some unauthorized off-camera time without asking? Oh, okay, we’re gonna GIVE YOU unauthorized camera time. Say goodbye to three dudes this week and march your ass into that Fantasy Suite, toots. It’s like when your mom catches you smoking a cigarette and makes you finish the whole pack in front of her.

Chris Harrison is your mom. Chris Harrison is Plutarch Heavensbee. This is Chris Harrison’s world, and we’re just living in it. Don’t you ever forget it.

Wildcard points would’ve gone to the first person who expressed a desire to go home, but alas, none did.

Ben H.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Ben Z.: 20 points~~ (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Mentioning a deceased relative (10 points)
  - Editor’s note: He did ask to “steal [Kaitlyn] away” but he wasn’t interrupting someone’s one-on-one time so it doesn’t count
~~Chris: 95 points~~
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
  - Editor’s note: Whoa, dude.
Jared: 30 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~JJ: 50 points~~ (stat correction)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a previous wife (10 points)
- Mentioning his kid (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to Kaitlyn (20 points)
Joe: 85 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose on a two-on-one date (40 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Telling the Bachelorette he’s falling in love with her (20 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Nick V.: 35 points
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Shawn B.: 55 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
~~Tanner: 0 points~~

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Season 11, Episode 6: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 23 Jun 2015 11:00:09 +0000

Oooh lordy lordy. We made our wildcard points category “doing it with the Bachelorette” based solely off of last week’s coming attractions (double entendre there, folks) and the show delivered. Think we might have to add doin’ it into next year’s regular roto of points categories.

Also, you guys aren’t going to believe this but tornadoes in the Chicagoland area interrupted the Bachelorette AGAIN, albeit briefly. I think for less than five minutes total, but I still might’ve missed something, so please let me know if you think I did.

Ben H.: 15 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Ben Z.: 60 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Chris: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (a flower) (5 points)
~~Ian: 30 points~~
- Leaving the show on his own accord (30 points)
Jared: 85 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
JJ: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Joe: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Joshua: 25 points~~
- Crying on camera (25 points)
~~Justin: 0 points~~
Nick V.: 110 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Wildcard points: doing it with the Bachelorette (50 points)
Shawn B.: 25 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Tanner: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)

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Season 11, Episode 5: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 16 Jun 2015 11:00:48 +0000

Last night was pretty eventful in Chicago. The Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I lost the battle over the remote to my fiance. Thus, I watched the Bach pretty late, and much to my dismay, some of the episode’s DVRed broadcast was interrupted (briefly) by news coverage of the tornadoes/heavy thunderstorms in the area. I very well might’ve missed a point category or two. Thanks in advance for your patience today! (Much tired. Very sleep. Cannot snark.)

No one received the wildcard points last night; they would’ve gone to the first person who said they needed one-on-one time before the rose ceremony, but there was only one strange, faux-ceremony on a baseball diamond last night so we were screwed. We’ll make next week’s points worth some weight to make up for it.

Onto the points!

Ben H.: 85 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Ben Z.: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
Chris: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
  - Editor’s note: This was tricky but there was one shot of her kissing a man in a maroon jacket that matched what Chris was wearing last night.
~~Corey: 0 points~~
Ian: 50 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
Jared: 55 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling in love with you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
JJ: 45 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Joe: 55 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
~~Jonathan: 5 points~~ (stat correction)
- Mentioning his son (5 points)
Joshua: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
Justin: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
Nick V.: 115 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Saying “I love you” to the Bachelorette (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
~~Ryan B.: 0 points~~
Shawn B.: 115 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Tanner: 40 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume or clothing native to another culture/country (5 points)

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Season 11, Episode 4: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 11:00:08 +0000

One villain exits stage left, another enters stage right. We bid adieu to Clint but Nick Viall (of Andi Dorfman’s season) weaseled his way onto yet another season of “The Bachelorette.” I personally get strange vibes from him and I did not care one iota for his airing of, ahem, private matters on the “Women Tell All” two seasons ago.

A lot of you inquired about drafting Nick V. We will score him for those leagues who did indeed draft him early in the season. If your league didn’t draft him (and you’re wishing you did), we decided this was a fair rule: you can draft Nick onto your individual team, but only if you drop two of your players that are still on the show. (Obviously, talk to your league commissioner and decide as a league how you want to proceed.)

Personally, in our league, we’re happy to watch the Nick V. circus without participating, so don’t feel like someone in your league has to draft him.

This week saw the first usage of another new points category this year: riding on a boat (10 points).

Wildcard points went to Tanner, who was overtly negative about his feelings toward Nick V. Jonathan mentioned something about Nick V. being a “dark cloud” but immediately after that, Tanner took the shit-talk to the next level, and that’s the kind of commitment we were looking for.

Onto the points!

Ben H.: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Ben Z.: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Chris: 65 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
~~Clint: 0 points~~
Corey: 30 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Ian: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Jared: 85 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the camera (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
JJ: 50 points
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Joe: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
Jonathan: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Joshua: 20 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Singing (5 points)
Justin: 55 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Nick V.: 10 points (stat correction)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Ryan B.: 25 points
- Being selected go to on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Shawn B.: 25 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
Tanner: 45 points
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Singing (5 points)
- Riding on a boat (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first to say something overtly negative about JJ (20 points)

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Season 11, Episode 3: Points

Bach Fantasy — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:00:02 +0000

But actually, where do we start? Diapers, gypsy hearts, ball sacs, tampins, bloody snake toilets, romantic bro times (?), villains. I COULD KEEP GOING. This week has brought us the BachFantasy debut of one of our new points categories “Wearing a costume or clothing native to another country,” and A LOT of blurred out body part points.

Ben H.: 75 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
Ben Z.: 70 points
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Chris: 80 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
Clint: 60 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
Corey: 25 points
- Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
~~Cory: 0 points~~
~~Daniel: 0 points~~
Ian: 25 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
Jared: 105 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing (5 points)
- Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for her” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
- Teling the Bachelorette that someone in the house “isn’t here for the right reasons” (30 points)
JJ: 55 points (stat correction)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Hot tubbing (5 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
Joe: 70 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
Jonathan: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
Joshua: 60 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Wildcard points: first person to talk smack on JJ (25 points)
Justin: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette (10 points)
Ryan B.: 35 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected go to on a group date (10 points)
Shawn B.: 130 points (stat correction)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)
- Saying “I’m falling for you” to the Bachelorette (20 points)
Tanner: 35 points
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
~~Tony: 105 points~~
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Wearing a costume/clothing native to another country (5 points)
- Leaving the show on his own accord (30 points)
- Giving the Bachelorette a gift (that puny dandelion) (5 points)

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